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188 Responses to Propecia For Sale

  1. Adam

    Oh boy Gary! Now you’ve got us all in suspense waiting to see what is going on! Who is this SEO wiz behind the curtains?

    Come on folks, let’s see if we can choke it out of him… :-)

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  2. Gary

    @ Adam – That’s the general idea, my friend. Who is it? Heh… I am sworn to secrecy, for now! This person wants to let their actions be seen louder than my gas-bagging. And you will see it erupt here very shortly.

    Let me just say… hmm… I gotta be a bit careful here. OK. THIS person’s work has been featured in some work that has been featured on Oprah. Big enough? Jeez, I’ll probably get chastised for saying even that.

    Adam, I can tell you mate it WILL be standing room only and out the door and down the street and around the block. I have got something HUGE happening here!

    I may even post a bit of an update soon.

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  3. Gary

    UPDATE #1 – ADDITIONAL INFORMATION

    [ tik-a-tek-a-tik-a-tek – ZULU Time – Tuesday 13th January, 2009 – 4.03 am ]

    Well, I just gotta say this coz the Gazz-Man has put on his biggest inspirational piece of music and I am in the zone here, well and truly. I just had a rather bizarre thought… (what else is new?)

    Any historians out there? Cast your mind back to WWII. Remember the two great German battleships, the Bismarck and the Tirpitz?

    Hmm, maybe thinking about the nautical themes on Follow the Foxy‘s blog has put this crazy idea into my head. But it seems rather apt right now and there is a message in it all for you anyway so I’m gonna run with it.

    Anyhow…

    Yeah, yeah, I know that both those ships were sunk by the allies. Spare me the details. I’ve read all about the naval encounters of WWII. But… it is commonly believed that IF the Bismarck and the Tirpitz had JOINED FORCES in the North Atlantic that such an event could have completely changed the outcome of the war. We might have now all been conversing Teutonically over ze Inter-netten. Ja? Ja!

    Well… nup. Or should I say, “Nein!” LOL. I’m not gonna come right out and spell it out. I gotta be a bit obfuscatory in all this. Suffice to say that – switching to an equine example now – one draft horse can pull a load of about 4 tons. But how much load do you think TWO draft horses can pull in tandem? And it ain’t 8 tons! See where I am going with my line of thinking here? Dwell on it a little before the next ZULU time comes around.

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  4. Ken Douglas

    Gazz-man

    You have finally put me over the edge! I have been following the hints you have been leaving here and there. Now I am becoming obsessed with trying to put the picture together. I have expected you surprise to be one of great magnitude and I am sure you will match that expectation. It looks like I will need to camp out in line for a couple of days to make sure I get a ticket for opening night!!

    Ken

  5. Gary

    Hi Ken – LOL! This is gonna be good! Just left this over at Parkesy’s blog (he has sped things up) …

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    WWWIII Looms! Danger! Bismarck MarkII and sister ship, Tirpitz MarkII, presently entering North Atlantic – TOGETHER! Clear ALL shipping. REPEAT – clear ALL shipping. Bismarck and Tirpitz brandishing awesome array of weaponry. More to follow!

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  6. Paull Hamilton

    Gary Man,

    I love a good mystery, and this is real edge of the seat stuff, so go on spill the beans buster =O)

    Paull

  7. Nigel Yip

    Hey Gary,

    Great post as usual, you just unravel them out of you with such ease and style, soon you’ll be telekenesis’ing them to your blog, just think and it’s on your blog without the need to even see or touch a keyboard – Das ist kühlt nur Ebene ab

    Right, so, your updating your blog and this mystery authoritve person hey? Well I look forward to seeing it and btw, alsno noticed that you were on twitter yesterday – how was it? Cool, Annoying or Addictive and how are them 2 videos coming along, will they also feature your special guest in them?

    Btw, I scrapped my video that I was planning to launch today, just realised that my voice sounds completely different to what I thought it was – all them years I thought my voice was mature, turns out I sound like an idiot. So back to the drawing board as they say!!!

    Best Regards
    Nigel

  8. Gary

    @ Paull – I LOVE a good mystery too! There’s a few “lessons” on offer here for those who wish to learn.

    @ Nigel - Thanks Nigel. I do like to entertain. To be able to do it with mere words is a real treat for me. I love doing this stuff. I just wish it had been around when I was 27 like Alex Jeffreys and Tommy Skavhellen and Nikki Stephens and Follow the Foxy etc, etc. But then I wouldn’t have the knowledge and ability that I have now, would I? Everything is a trade off.

    Yes, Nigel, I have been twittering. I sent out one little contrived tweet today and immediately saw my hit count rise by around 30 – and that was when there were very few on the service. If I do it tonight it should be very interesting to see the response. I think I have got the twittering technique pretty much sussed out. BUT – I am AMAZED and APPALLED at the incredible garbage-style graffiti type spammers that are on there. I have decided, just two days into this, if somebody is gonna lay the spam on me then I am just gonna UN-follow them. I’m not on twitter to subject myself voluntarily to the same SH*T that invades my email. No way. I already axed one idiot today. There! Mini rant over.

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  9. Nikki

    Morning Gaz-Man,

    Back at work again – I think I should just sleep here in all fairness!

    Looking forward to the Gary vs Garry battle, that’ll appease my one remaining cell of sanity while I’m here at work…

    Nix

  10. Gary

    Hi Nix – You wanna sleep here? That’d be nice. What side to you prefer? L or R?

    Gary versus Garry? Oh! Is there a battle? Hmm. Well, he’s pushing the Gazz-Man on to greater heights and for that I thank him.

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  11. Nikki

    Gaz-Man

    Hmm, I hadn’t really thought about it. How about on top? Although I might not get much sleep. But then I’m not getting enough anyway at the moment, so I may as well be enjoying myself!!

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  12. Gary

    Jeez you make me laugh! You are so dominating. Well, good ON you!

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  13. Garry Parkes

    Hi Gary,

    It’s not me is it ;-)

    You’ve not taken Alex Jeffreys twitter comment seriously have you when he said I was the new “Internet Guru”. LOL.

    Come on I’m all in suspenders here ! – Give us another bread-crumb.

    Please ……..

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  14. Gary

    Garry – you seem to get your gurus and gnus all mixed up. That was such a funny video. I think I will concede the comp to you right now even though I have an idea that may rival what you did – but it will take so much time off me and I really do need to be here. NOW!

    Actually, I think somebody else could be in suspenders. Hmm.

    Oh well, since you said “please” – and that is the LAST time that will work. Um, I gotta be careful coz I can’t reveal too much too soon. So let me talk again about this person’s ability. Let me call this person Q. As in ? I’m predicting that Q will EXPLODE onto the scene in 2009 because for far too long Q has been behind the scenes. I know that wasn’t much but you did only ask for a crumb – not that you were ever gonna get a loaf or a slice or even a crust.

    Gazz-Man

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  15. Nikki

    Gaz-Man,

    Making you laugh is just the tip of the iceberg where my skills are concerned…

    Nix

  16. Garry Parkes

    Gary,

    Yes the videoing takes so much time, Particularly if it is your first time like it was for me and it sounds like for you.

    In fact, my original idea for my video would have taken me even longer to do so I decided on the format I went with.

    Are not going to bother with the video then and focus on other things for now?

    Garry
    http://garryparkes.com/

  17. Nikki

    Garry, the thought of Phil Collins in suspenders has just disturbed me – I’m supposed to be working, and instead I’m sitting here laughing!

    Nik

  18. Garry Parkes

    Nik,

    Nothing wrong with a bit of role play ;-)

  19. Nikki

    Garry,

    Oh, I’m well aware of that, don’t worry! It’s just that I have a very vivid imagination, which is brilliant although far too distracting when trying to work as well! And once I have a daft image in my head like Phil Collins in suspenders, it’s really hard to get it back out again!! All last night I had the gorilla in the Dairy Milk advert in my head (as a fellow UK-dweller I figure you’ll know which one I mean!).

    Nik

  20. Gary

    @ Nix – sorry darls, but just about everything you say amuses me in a variety of ways. All good, of course.

    @ Garry – Yeah, I figured that just reading a couple of emails and twitters from you. I have been reading my bloody “instruction book” and even that has taken hours. I just can’t spare the time at the moment to mess around with that stuff but I have very firm ideas on what I want to do. Ooh – here’s something that has been bothering me – music copyright. What’s the go there? Have you looked into that?

    @ Nix – Now I gotta say, Nix, if that disturbs YOU then it’s gotta be very disturbing for others. And Parkesy does have that whole Phil Collins hair thing happening. That was the very first thing that I noticed Garry. Sorry. The gorilla thing? Is that where the gorilla is playing the drums to PC’s “In the Air?” If so, I love that skit.

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  21. Nikki

    Amuses / titillates / makes you laugh out loud… yeah, I’m good aren’t I?!

    (Oh, you have no idea how good I can be….or how bad, more to the point… ;) )

    Bad Nix

  22. Garry Parkes

    Nik,

    Yeah, brilliant advert that one.

    “I can feel it coming in the air tonight …. Oh, Lord”

    Hey, there’s a subconscious theme running through your head there Nix all revolved around Phil Collins, alias ‘me’, LOL. You’ll have to try and stop thinking about me too much – I’m taken, LOL.

    Garry

  23. Nikki

    Damn you Garry, damn you…!!

    I did nearly add those lyrics into the bottom of my last post, but resisted the urge (for once!)

  24. Nikki

    See, now I can’t even type properly!! Nothing to do with my ridiculously long nails of course… ;)

  25. Gary

    There Nix – I fix!

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  26. Nikki

    Thank you sweetie :)

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    Oh, my pleasure – again!

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  29. Nikki

    ;) of course, how could I have forgotten. They’re bright turquoise at the moment, think Bad-Gary would probably enjoy them… (again)…

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    Bad-Gary resembled a tiger when he came home – all stripes.

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  31. Nikki

    …and a massive…grin…

  32. Gary

    From ear to ear.

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  33. Nikki

    Along with a sudden inability to form any coherent thoughts or speech…

  34. Gary

    Nix, this is why you are such a STAR on twitter. Witty repartee – it draws all the twits. Er, your pic could have something to do with it too! LOL!

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  35. Nikki

    What can I say – I thoroughly enjoy getting myself into all sorts of trouble!!

  36. Gary

    I think the kitchen may have got a little too hot for the Phil Collins doppelganger.

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  37. Nikki

    It does take someone of a certain skill and experience level to handle me…

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  38. Garry Parkes

    Phew, turn away for 15 mins and there’s a dozen comments !!

    Gary, Just picked up your email. Not sure how long ago you sent it as still having a few internet/email problems at my end.

    I’ll read and reply soon

    Garry

  39. Gary

    Oh, you’re back Parkesy! Righty-o! Yep Nix sure is prolific ;-)

    Hey guys, I gotta ask you both, what is that crap going on in the UK at the moment with Prince Whats-his-name? You know – the little Royal Gingernut!

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    Re Nix above (gee I should get a numbering system on here) – “handle” being the key word, no doubt.

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  41. Nikki

    Gaz-Man,

    I generally stay well away from the news; I can’t change anything that’s happening and it’s always so negative. I prefer living in my own world ;)

    I think he’s said something that has been construed as racist, although I have no real idea without going for a rummage on the news sites here…

  42. Nikki

    Big hands… ;)

  43. Gary

    Nix – it is all over the newspapers, TV & radio here – like it’s as important as a damn giant meteor hurtling towards earth to wipe every living thing off the planet. I really cannot believe the level of banality, triteness and crassness of the so-called news these days. No wonder people are leaving that SH*T in their droves. It’s all negative and what isn’t is all bloody garbage.

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    Only hands? You left that opening on purpose didn’t you?

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  45. Nikki

    You mentioned the emphasis on handling me, so I figured I’d make the point that you’d need big hands to do so…remember the landscape?!

  46. Gary

    Oh YEAH! That lovely painting with the… well, we’ll just have to leave that there huh? It was such a lovely landscape though. Wonderful, in fact.

    Hey, I gotta leave for a while. I need to attend to something. Be back a bit later.

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  47. Nikki

    Oh man, imagination on overdrive…!! ;)

    BAD BAD BAD Nix!!!

  48. Gary

    Yo really BAD goil! Gotta leave for a while. Catchya later for more FUN!

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  49. Nikki

    Hmm – funny how you were gone for exactly an hour…did you ring the bell twice?!

  50. Ross

    Saw you mentioned Alex Jeffreys in your post. I’m looking for his coaching students. Email me back if you’re in the group. Thanks, Ross The Boss

  51. Gary

    Nix – no bell ringing tonight I’m afraid. Too busy building my blog for that – LOL!

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    Hello Ross, yes I emailed you.

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  53. Nikki

    Gaz-Man

    Oh, now that’s no fun. What about the priorities?! Or is having fun with me part of that…

    Just emailed you, don’t worry, it’s just a quickie (I know you’re pushed for time!).

    Nix

  54. Gary

    UPDATE #2 – ADDITIONAL INFORMATION

    [ tik-a-tek-a-tik-a-tek – ZULU Time – Tuesday 13th January, 2009 – 4.05 pm ]

    Have just viewed two possible headers, both are EXCELLENT. One was a pic of me (which was the one I decided on) and the other was a nice theme involving a moon and two bookended Griffins.

    It was a tough choice but I settled for the pic of me coz this is ME talking here. I thought it was the better option, seeing as we are learning all about branding and the personal approach of the social networking of Web 2.0

    I will be rather excited to see this, the first of many enhancements at Gary-Land, go up.

    [ tik-a-tek-a-tik-a-tek – ENDS – tik-a-tek-a-tik-a-tek ]

    Gary
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  55. Tommy McLaughlin

    hi Gazz-Man, looking forward to this and seeing exactly everything you did cheers Tommy

  56. Nikki

    Oooh, the intrigue…can’t wait to see what happens here next!!

  57. Thom Swartwood

    Gary,

    Wow… You really have all of our imagination peaked. Can’t wait to find out who the person and the rest of the phases of change.

    Will stop back often to take a look and of course to learn.

    Thanks again,

    Thom

  58. Ken Douglas

    Gary,

    When you say you settled on “me ” for the header I assume that was good Gary speaking…..LOL Bad Gary could be placed there with perhaps Gargoyles instead of griffins….

    Ken

  59. Ken Acton

    Hey Gary,

    Great post and very entertaining comments. Not often I have the time to read through every comment. It will be interesting to see what you have lined up here. I wish you well with whatever it is.

    Ken

  60. Gary

    @ Tommy – It’s not me doing the changes. It is Q – like the gadget man in the Bond movies.

    @ Nixster – I can’t wait either. I have seen the templates. You will soon see the rare and extraordinary talents of Q.

    @ Thom – Coming back here will be something that will be addictive when you start to see everything take shape.

    @Ken Douglas – Ken you are CLOSER to the truth than you realise – LOL!

    @Ken Acton – Thanks for your comments – entertainment and intrigue are all vital parts of what we are all doing.

    Just waiting on Q’s next move now.

    Gary
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  61. Gary

    UPDATE #3 – ADDITIONAL INFORMATION

    [ tik-a-tek-a-tik-a-tek – ZULU Time – Tuesday 13th January, 2009 – 9.49 pm ]

    WOW! Check out the amazing talents of Q. The changes to Gary-Land just went live. (May be intermittent as changes take shape)

    What do you think?

    Gary
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    [ tik-a-tek-a-tik-a-tek – ENDS – tik-a-tek-a-tik-a-tek ]

  62. Hilary Dickinson

    Hi Gazz man

    Can’t see anything yet but I’m sure it will be good – gargoyles eh? But then you usually have to look up to se them anyway.

    Hi had started writing a blog post saying this change was coming, but I had to be mum’s taxi, help a neighbour prepare for a job interview etc and only just got back to carrying on writing it.

    Better finish it quick before it’s too late!

    Hils

  63. Gary

    Hi Hils,

    Just keep checking back. I have seen the changes and they are extra-ordinary. I love it. I emailed Q and said “WOW!” This is awesome. Do you know what Q emailed back and said to me? Q said, “Gary, you ain’t seen NOTHING yet!” OMG.

    Gary
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  64. Nitin Mistry

    Hey Gary,

    I just watched Garry’s video – it was REALLY hillarious! Such Talent!

    I also created on on YouTube in case you want to check it out and let me know what you think. Thanks a lot!!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xN3w2F8FmCE

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  65. Ken Douglas

    Gazz-Man,

    Love the new look!! One thing I noticed is that some of the items in your left sidebar appear to be extending beyond the border with the post area. It appears to be just the aweber forms. If you go to aweber help and enter “how can I shrink my forms” it will give you the specific Html change to make the form fit in a narroow sidebar. This is what I had to do to make the forms fit my sidebars.

    No black lapels?

    Ken

  66. Gary

    Hi Ken,

    Thanks Ken! I’m really pleased with this new look. I just turned it over to my expert and said, basically, go for it! I have complete trust in this person and have had for many, many years. I have seen the brilliant work before too many times to even have a shred of doubt.

    Yep, I noticed the same thing but I am just letting my technical expert sort it all out without me interfering with the creative genius. Thanks for the tip but.

    OK. I’ll rise to the bait. Black lapels? (I’m wondering whether I should have asked that? LOL!)

    Gary
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  67. Paull Hamilton

    Hi Gary,

    Cracking new look mate. I´d love to know how it works under the bonnet so to speak !!

    Paull

  68. Gary

    Thanks Paull,

    “Under the bonnet,” as you say, this baby is packing some serious HEAT! Watch this site climb up the Alexa rankings in a hurry. It has already risen 303,000 places since the changes were made.

    Glad you are liking it. I did mention that you wouldn’t be disappointed. The BIG surprise, however, is just WHO is behind all this. I can hardly wait to reveal the name!

    Thanks for coming by.

    Gary
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  69. Paull Hamilton

    303,000 places !!!!!!!

    what the hell is it a v 1000,000,000

    Don´t keep us in suspenders to long, please =O)

    Paull

  70. Gary

    Yes Paull – the Gazz-man would not fib about such matters. Besides anyone can check it.

    Remember when I first started this blog – wait a sec, just gonna look up the exact date – on 26th November 2008 and I used to make all those disparaging remarks about it being a rusted out old Lada Niva? And then I added some bits here and there and bumped it up to a Volkswagen – one of the old beetle types?

    Remember how I used to say on the blogs how I wanted to trade it in on a shiny new Porsche. I was saying that for weeks. I was thinking, Gazza, why stop at just a Porsche?

    Well this ain’t NO Porsche!

    It’s not even a Ferrari.

    This is a hand built, custom made ONE-OFF Lamborghini Special Build with a fully worked motor and 16 inches of road hugging rubber to nail all that power right down to the tarmac ( I love writing stuff like that – LOL!).

    Vroooooooooooooooom! Ooh look at that! The tacho whizzed up to 12,000 revs and it didn’t even red-line.

    Gary
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  71. Paull Hamilton

    Hi Gary,

    I wouldn´t doubt your word for one minute.

    It´s truly facinating though that a tweaked cam shaft here and a change to your compression ratio there can alter your coefficient drag to such a degree that it give the blog such a tremendous turbo boost up the rankings, what a pair of petrol heads we are =O)

    Joking aside though Gary I really can´t wait until you unveil your chief mechanic, He sounds like a complete wizard.

    Paull

  72. Gary

    Howdy Paull,

    We are becoming blog-pals – LOL!

    Well, I’d love to say just exactly who this creative genius is and it won’t be far away but, as you know, actions speak louder than reputations. Even though this person has an exemplary and truly spectacular reputation. But you will definitely get a shock when I reveal who it is.

    What I am concerned about, however, is the number of requests that “Q” is probably gonna get. This was something that we discussed heavily in my negotiations with Q. You see, a person of Q’s incredible intelligence, talent and obvious ability does not come cheap.

    However, I have managed to do something for you coz I just know what is gonna happen once everyone sees what is done here. So, I have “pre-negotiated” some special fees for those (only the F500) who want to use Q’s services.

    Just on that score too – I want to make it PERFECTLY CLEAR to everyone that I am NOT gonna get any slings or commissions or anything like that. The Gazz-Man does NOT scunge off his friends and acquaintances. That is not what the Gazz-Man is about as those who truly know me will tell you. I’d rather take a hit myself than have my friends hurt or disadvantaged.

    So, here’s the deal…

    If you want Q then you will have to stand in line and (probably) wait. Those of the F500 who want to use Q will have to start making their own desires known. In the intervening period (ie while this blog is being fully tweaked and optioned up), I don’t mind if that happens here or even via email to me.

    If you want to see what Q can do for you then just send an email to me or leave a short “EXPRESSION OF INTEREST” here. Personally, I’d rather have EoI’s here coz I am totally splattered with emails all day long. Q will then visit your site in private, have a look around, see what is involved and then get back to you with a quote based on time involved OR you can specify what you want done and get a quote for that.

    But a word of warning to all. You just KNEW this was coming, didn’t you?

    Q is a very dear and long term friend of the Gazz-Man. So no stuffing around. Q is a very fair and reasonable person. I can tell you this for free right now… Q will detect if you are just screwing around (sorry about the unfortunate alternate meaning there LOL! But you know what I mean). Upset Q and you will automatically upset Bad-Gary. Not a good idea.

    Anyway, thanks Paull. Sorry about all that in-between stuff. I just thought I’d better get all that stuff out coz I know what will probably happen here by way of “do you think your expert could… blah-blah-blah… at my site?” The answer is – I can’t speak for Q. I can only act as an intermediary to introduce you. After that every person is on their own.

    Have I explained this OK? Am I fair here? Too heavy-handed? You tell me.

    Gary

    PS: Any expression of interest is just that. It isn’t something binding. If you can come to terms of agreement then that is between both parties. I am staying out of everything unless, of course, I get an email or phone call telling me things I don’t LIKE to know.

    Gary
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  73. Thom Swartwood

    WOW!!!!

    Gary that is all I can say is “I like it”. Great look. I thought mine blog was kind of nice looking..

    It is clean, creative, easy to navigate. I was here early while I was at work and WOW, I come back tonight and bang everything is changed.

    All I can say is great job and great job of outsourcing.

    My problem is I like doing the techy stuff. I am a techy kind of guy. I like figuring things out. I know that is not the best use of my time, although until I can hire some of it out, this is it. Me… :)

    Can’t get over the change.

    I did want to let you know I put up a new video. It is based on the first, I just took the feedback I received and re-did it a little.

    Still not 100% happy with it, and I am already working on my next. This time I am going to use Adobe Premiere. See how that works. I think I will have more control over the final product. I really like animoto though.

    Have a great evening (or morning there).

    Talk to you soon.

  74. Gary

    Hi Thom – Thanks for stopping by. It is pretty special, huh?

    I reckon it’s great if you can do all the techie stuff yourself but I have access to a world-class expert and I would be a complete idiot NOT to use such a wonderful contact. My forte is in written expression so this technical side of things just frees me up to do what I do best (listening to Alex Jeffreys there).

    I know that so many of the F500 desperately need technical help and I have the best in the business right here with me. The limited techies in the team are already overworked and I know that so many of the non-technical people could use an outside GUN! So I have wheeled in a cannon.

    Pretty busy today Thom doing all sorts of things but will endeavour to get over to your blog ASAP.

    Catchya then…

    Gary
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  75. jeffrey dibble

    Hi Gary,

    Wow, you sure know how to build the suspense and finally it’s live. I have been watching from afar and didn’t want to put my comment intially. You know, i would have been chasing you to reveal sooner and not later and it would have been no fun. I know from the start it’s your game plan, Mike.

    I must take my hats off here. God Damn, it’s look great with double sidebar. Nice looking pic of you at the header. Super Duper. Anyway,Who is the expert you brought in? I still can’t figure it out.

    Bro, you need to tell me who is the sidekick.

    Talk soon.

    Jeffrey
    http://jeffreyblogonline.com

  76. Gary

    Hi Jeffrey – Yep. Suspense. It is all part of what I am doing here.

    Hey Jeff, this ain’t NO “side-kick” (LOL!) IMHO, probably one of the world’s greatest experts at this caper. Maybe even the VERY BEST there is. I wouldn’t back ANYONE against the talents of Q! No friggin’ way!

    I’ll tell you something else about my friend Q… I cannot believe the pace that Q works at. This blog is being accelerated into even greater prominence and appearance almost every half hour. And there are MASSIVE changes taking place. I am watching them virtually every time I refresh the page. Now, I dunno what you think but… when I see quality like this at an UNbelievable pace then I know I am watching a complete MASTER OF THE ART at work. [Not wanting to embarrass you there either Q – just stating a bloody obvious FACT! You are totally AMAZING me! :-) ]

    Gary
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  77. Paull Hamilton

    Hi again Gary,

    As you know I seem to be lacking in the are of seo so yes I would be very interested in

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  78. Paull Hamilton

    Gary,

    No idea what happened then ! as I was saying I would like very much for ´Q´ to take a gander at my site and tell me what I need to do to rectify the problem.

    I posted on my blog about half an hour ago, silly really when you consider it´s 7.30 am in Spain at the moment and I have yet to go to bed.
    If you get a chance to glance at the post all will become abundantly clear..

    Paull

  79. Gary

    Paull,

    Q explained to me, just a few minutes ago actually, that the options range from just a bit of tweaking to a new motor to a completely new site. Your budget, your call. You are on the list. So, to make it apparent – Paull Hamilton – “EXPRESSION OF INTEREST.”

    Gary
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  80. Paull Hamilton

    Thanks Gary,

    I think a few board lessons may come in handy then, I can just picture myself hanging 10 off the face of a traffic tsunami !

    paull

  81. Gary

    UPDATE #4 – ADDITIONAL INFORMATION

    [ tik-a-tek-a-tik-a-tek – ZULU Time – Tuesday 13th January, 2009 – 6.42 am ]

    Well, well…

    Look at my brand, spanking new Lamborghini!

    Incredibly – and you are probably NOT gonna believe this but it’s the TRUTH – all of this MAGNIFICENT work was done by Q in less than a day! UN-believable huh?

    Now, I’m sure that you will agree that only a MASTER of the art of html coding could do such a thing. Oh! And one more thing… the custom designed header was included in that time. Like I said, I am in AWE of this person’s knowledge, speed, accuracy and sheer all round artistry and genius. I mean… just look at the transformation!

    Gary

    OMG! I have just seen one of the NEW features on this site and you are NOT gonna believe it. I can now type directly into the text box and watch it format below as I go! Heh… now I am past being amazed… I need to go for a walk.

    [ tik-a-tek-a-tik-a-tek – ENDS – tik-a-tek-a-tik-a-tek ]

    Gary
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  82. Gary

    Paull,

    Today, my visitors have climbed by over 100 to what I normally get – and this is just the FIRST day of the optimisation.

    Q’s quit working for the day so I have been having a look around inside the dashpanel, as suggested. Man, this is like a spaceship in here!

    Oh my goodness – this is OVER-delivery in the EXTREME!

    Gary
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  83. Garry Parkes

    Hi Gary,

    First port of call this morning and WOW!

    I was hoping I would manage to get a peek at it before I went to bed last night so got up all eager this morning to see what you had done.

    The results don’t disappoint the hype you built up around it mate. Great stuff mate, pass on the comments to Q who’s no doubt still tapping away in his bunker.

    I like everything about it. Clean, crisp, easy to navigate, not overly flashy but very personalized. You’ve reminded me I’ve got to get that Twitter widget installed on my Blog. I also like the ‘Post Map’ at the very top. I was looking for a widget to do something similar on my site but didn’t manage to get anything that fit.

    I like 3-column displays on blogs best, and hey that background color scheme looks very similar to my site! In fact it is the same as mine almost!!! Glad I’ve influenced the design in some way, LOL.

    And on top of all the cosmetics is obviously turbo-charging the performance in terms of SEO and rankings and all that other gobble-de-gook (sp?).

    So it’s 10 out of 10 all around.

    Garry
    http://garryparkes.com/

  84. Gary

    Hi Garry,

    I think I mentioned to Mark Austin over at the Smarty-Pants blog about 10 days ago that I was bringing in the heavy artillery and was gonna fire a big cannon. Well, the first cannon has been fired. But guess what? There’s another cannon! LOL! I’m just not ready to fire that one yet.

    So glad you like it Garry as I respect your opinion (even when you are taking the p155 out of me in your little movies LOL!).

    The real wizardry here lies in the motor. This has already got a lot of optimization but tomorrow a whole bunch more is going in. Plus a few ideas of my own. Keep your eye on this mate. It will be worth watching the next developments. I said this was gonna happen and I did use a lot of hype and fanfare but now it is reality.

    Thanks for stopping by – and remember, Garry, while you are sleeping the Gazz-Man and his incredible “Q”- factor are hustling.

    Gary
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  85. Paull Hamilton

    Hi Gary,

    Truly astounding stats and all in one day !!

    Are you still running the blog on the WordPress platform ? The reason I ask is because of your comment about the dashboard looking like the inside of the Enterprise, I didn´t think that level of customization was possible in WP ?

    Paull

  86. Gary

    Hi Paull,

    You literally caught me just 5 minutes before I walk out the door for a few hours. Yes. The platform is still wordpress but the level of ingenuity is all due to you-know-who! I wouldn’t have thought it possible either but it is. All you need is the knowhow and that is available in spades with…YKW! LOL!

    Don’t worry, I’ll will introduce you all very shortly. Just looking for a suitable day and time that will not clash with any Alex Jeffreys marathons.

    Gotta go!

    Gary
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  87. Nikki

    Wow, it almost isn’t recognisable!

    Most impressed with what I can see, but then like me (and Transformers – look, I like that film ok) – there’s more to them (and your blog, and me) than meets the eye…

    Nix

  88. Ed Wellman

    Hey Gary,

    I haven’t introduced myself to ya yet, but I’m a fellow Alex Jeffreys student. I’ve been following your blog for a little while now, trying to learn from someone who is obviously doing things the right way!

    I also miss the modules sometimes, and you’re always very snappy at posting the general outline of them so it helps me catch up. I managed to learn all about Maria Andros by checking out your blog and then going to her site, before I’d even seen the bonus video module (which was amazing).

    Anyway, love the new look – I am interested in updating my blog design but don’t know what I can afford really.

    -Ed

  89. Gary

    Hi there Nixelator!

    Yep. This is a monumental transformation. Now Nix, I gotta say I read your single sentence above and it can be read on so many levels. I know that this is how you intended it. And it is extremely clever.

    Gazz-Man

    PS: No time for repartee tonight :-( oh! I have some intense matters to get through tonight for an early morning meeting on a Community Justice Committee that I’m a co-Director of.

    Gary
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  90. Gary

    Hi Ed – You shouldn’t be such a stranger. Nice to meet you.

    I’m only doing things the right way because I study what other successful people are doing – LOTS of them – then I mix it all up, add a dose of me and people think I am re-inventing the wheel. Not true. To be a good leader, first you have to be a good follower. Anyone can do this stuff IF they study enough. If you are prepared to learn then you can become a leader. It’s really very simple but what I have found over many years of teaching off-line is that people seem to want to complicate things far too much. They mess themselves up.

    I do that quick summary for that express purpose. I know that many people either will not or cannot get onto those calls. Usually the room is only 1/4 to 1/3 full, which never ceases to amaze me. Anyway, I err on the side of thinking that many people simply CAN’T get on these calls at the specified times, so I put the summaries up for those folks.

    I’m glad you like the new look. I’m in raptures over it. Ed, there is a service for all budgets. I am sure that my coder could come to some sort of compromise with you. This exercise is never gonna be a “one size fits all” like a Bali T-Shirt (none of which fit me anyway).

    If you want to express an interest then that is all it is – an interest. No obligations made or accepted until consensus on the scope of work required is determined. But you would need to register such an intention to be considered. A simple reply with “EoI” is enough at this stage. But if you are even semi-serious I’d get in quickly because Q is in high demand.

    Thanks for coming by and hope you continue to do so. My work here has only just begun. This blog will really take off soon.

    Gary
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  91. Ali Viljami

    Hi Gary

    At last I took time to visit your blog, many months ago since I was here last time.

    Now I remember the problem stopping by here. I takes a load of time only reading one blog post. It seems you have a team of small Garys writing for you.

    And how is it going with your karate? Maybe only strong fingers left now.

    thanks for fullpacked with info, I will try to follow
    /Ali

  92. Denis Caron

    Hi Gary:

    Yea baby! Love it-Sleek, classy, sophisticated. I gravitate to the darker palette of colors myself (although I did stick with what I found to be the best non custom theme that I could find). Nice header graphic effect-You look like ya mean business. I’d even venture to say that you look like a 7th Dan Black Belt Karate Master…

    The SEO part baffles me though. What can someone do to optimize a site for search engines besides say, keywords and links? I’m not asking for your paid secrets, just generalities.

    Always something happening here…

    Denis

  93. Gary

    Hi Ali – Heh. Everyone says that. But the fact of the matter is this – there is already a wealth of information and ideas here. And it is only gonna get greater and greater. You don’t need to read it all. Just skim if you want. But I wouldn’t skim too much of my opening offerings. I really do try to pack them full of as much as I can.

    Thanks for coming by.

    Gary
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  94. Gary

    Hi Denis – How you doin’? Yep, this blog is now all of the things that you just stated. Thank you for the compliment but, seriously, I have had nothing to do with it. ALL credit must go to my wonderful and highly talented and creative coder, who everyone will get to meet shortly.

    Yeah, I just took the trip way up the page and I guess I do look like that. Well, that’s just me. I guess you must have been venturing outside the boundaries of this blog to know such a thing, huh? I think my cover is just about blown, depending on who reads what.

    Denis, your questions would best be asked to the real brains behind this new site. Soon you will be able to ask yourself. Just be a little patient. There is still a fair bit to do to make the blog even more powerful. Suffice to say, just for now, that there are now links pointing back and forth all over the place like a porcupine.

    Come back later and you will see even more grunt and muscle.

    Gary
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  95. Gary

    HERE IS A COPY OF THE COMMENT THAT I LEFT FOR ALEX JEFFREYS AT HIS “MARKETING WITH YOU DOT COM” BLOG.

    I thought the whole thing was rather pertinent for what this blog and the upgrade is all about, so I decided to bring it over here. Hope you like it…

    “Hi Alex,

    I am here by a mere tendril. Let me explain (like as if you have any choice in the matter! LOL!)…

    In late November 2008, I saw yet another IM email come into my account and was about to trash it along with all the others. But this one was different. It was from Mike Filsaime and he said, “This makes ME proud.” Naturally (curiousity approach), I wanted to know what made MF so proud that he would capitaise the “ME” in the subject line. I clicked on it and opened it up and started reading…

    I was thinking to myself… WOW! This is different!

    And it was all about you, Alex (endorsement). So, based on what Mike Filsaime said I just thought, what the heck? I paid up and here I am.

    Alex, I am a cautious man. I do not give my trust easily. I have been hopelessly let down in the past and robbed of many thousands of $. But you seemed different. I could see your passion. I could tell that you weren’t an expert on everything but I like the “failing forward” concept and the KOTOBOT acronym and so many other things you do (eg 7 hour marathon webinars).

    You have probably read my endorsement of you for the Twitter Shorty Awards. I’m sure you KNOW what that is all about. If not, it is something that you did for somebody that neither of us know (inits TM). You did that just on my request. Let me say Alex, that impressed me mightily. To do something like that for NO reward on your part spoke volumes to me. You are a true Web 2.0 proponent. As you know, it’s not all about money, it’s about doing the right thing by our fellow man and woman.

    Anyway, I have taken onboard your advice. I have out-sourced my blog update to a person who I believe is the greatest and most capable HTML coder and expert in the world. And you know that the Gazz-Man would NEVER make a statement like that without enormous trust and proof. The proof is sitting on my blog right now. Go and see for yourself.

    I have gone from my old Lada Niva to a hand-built, custom made ONE-OFF Lamborghini with a high-tech, fully worked, state of the art motor. Now the Gazz-Man’s blog is a thing to be admired by everyone!

    I am so proud of what my GUN coder is doing and it still isn’t finished. More weaponry is going into it tomorrow.

    Am I bunging on? Maybe. But I don’t care. I’m pretty excited about all this. You see, I have negotiated a deal with my expert to do similar work for the rest of the F500 team at a reduced rate to normal prices.

    So, thanks to you Alex Jeffreys and the blazing trail set by yourself, and some of the other leaders in the F500, I am gonna make 2009 the Year of the Gazz-Man. I have my plan. I have been working it in stages right from the start. I am up to stage 2 of 4. And I still have a bag of surprises to unleash.

    So Alex – watch out! I have my Lamborghini now and you already know I am a pretty capable driver.

    I will be motoring up behind you so keep your foot firmly on the accellerator. If you hear any loud honking from behind then just speed up yourself or let me zoom past.

    Gazz-Man (very excited to take possession of his new Lambo)

    Vrooooooooooooooooom! Pssssht!

    Hope Alex doest expect to see me on the M1 over there TOO soon. LOL!

    Gary
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  96. Nikki

    Glad you liked my comment & took it as it was intended.

    Don’t worry, I shall leave you in peace…for now…just wanted to acknowledge your response to me above.

    Nix

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  97. Denis Caron

    Gary:

    Knew what I needed to know since day 1. One should know all one can when venturing online…

    Just shot you off a PM. Not spam-don’t delete…

    Denis

  98. Gary

    Thanks Nix – Of course I did. One thing I always do is look into the heart of the person who sends such things. That is always a great guide for me as some people have a cumbersome manner with words. You are just the opposite. Therefore I have to think!

    Heh, I have a massive agenda here to get through for a meeting tomorrow and every five minutes I keep coming back to this blog. It’s insane. I cannot get off this page even to see what else is going on. I am just swivelling across my office from one side to the other but I’d rather be at this desk all the time. I can see another late night coming up .

    Thanks for fluttering in my little purple butterfly. I’ll answer your other question ASAP. I know you wanna know – LOL!

    Gary
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  99. Nikki

    I’m trying not to put anything on here as I know you’re busy today – but I feel rude if I don’t reply to your comments!

    Looking above, it’s clear that some people are a lot more perceptive than others…

    Going now before I distract you even more!!

    Nix :)

  100. Gary

    Hi Denis,

    On the job. Thanks.

    Gary
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  101. Denis Caron

    Hi Gary:

    That was quick!

    Denis

  102. Gary

    Heh…heh… Nix – Likewise. Goofy huh? Like the two chipmunks – “after you, no, after you, but I insist, after you” – and so it goes on and on.

    Well, I certainly agree that SOME are more perceptive than others but you know something? I have had a special guest sitting on a certain part of this blog from when it was just a banged up old rusted Lada Niva and not a single person in over six weeks has even seen it, or him. And he is BIG. Like REALLY BIG. This was an experiment I was conducting surreptitiously on the peeps to see who is observant and who is not. And, it would seem that so far, it has been a 100% failure rate. I have found this most interesting, not to say more than a little amusing.

    Now, knock yourself out with this Nix and email me if you get it. LOL!

    Gary
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  103. Gary

    Well, I did say that speed is a virtue. No doubt you have been lurking, watching like a ninja. LOL! This blog is such a great experiment. OK Mr Observant. Read my comments to Nix above, and if you have nothing more pressing to do (LOL!), see if you can solve this dilemma.

    Gary
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  104. Nikki

    Surely it’s you ;) !!

    Will have a rummage later – specifically on this blog, or on the other site?

    It’s 2pm here and I need to go find something for lunch, go to the bank, and all manner of other exciting things.

    Living in the real world is disappointing.

    Nix

  105. Gary

    Nix – it ain’t me babes. I am a big boy but I would fit in this guy’s shadow. Too much information now. Way too easy. Whoever brings the quote back to me first will get a prize. And Nix, I just know how much you like “presents.” LOL!

    Gary
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  106. Nigel Yip

    Hey Gary

    Great things are happening massively -gotta say it is indeed very impressive and you’ve demonstrated to the rest of us how good outsourcing can be – well looking forward to your next cannon firing session – should we be taking any cover? I have – lol!!!

    And what’s your next purchase going to be? A Zonda, Veyron or perhaps even a Eurofighter or a SR71 Blackbird if they still make them?

    So hows the video??? I heard you got 2 cracking plans – any hints?

    Nigel

  107. Gary

    Hi Nigel – Yes, my friend. Outsourcing can be very powerful – particularly if you have powerful allies like I have. I could never have done this. Then again, many people would find some of my specialties very difficult to perform.

    We are all different and as Alex Jeffreys says, play to your strengths and outsource your weaknesses. That is simply what I did. What great advice and what a wonderful lesson – and the best part is this. The entire scenario has been played out right before your very eyes.

    Well, Nigel, you know I never point weapons at anyone (good grief I hope Nikki is still out to lunch) – not unless I intend to use them anyway – LOL!

    All horsing aside, the videos – hey before I get into the videos… well done helping everyone with your “Lights, Camera, Action” instructions. I know for a fact that Thom Swartwood was praising you over that. So, well done Nige. Your enthusiasm and mojo is really shining now. Makes that F13 thing seem a bit of ancient history huh? And I know the Maria Andros Webinar had you rivetted. I’ve been reading your comments all over the place.

    Anyway, videos, I have a 52 part series planned plus something that Mr Parkes might be “interested” in. But that may come later as it will be a retaliatory counter-strike just for a bit of fun. I need to gather some special FX first. But watch out Parkesy!

    Thanks Nigel.

    Gary
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  108. Denis Caron

    Hi Gary:

    Come on don’t be cruel. You really must have a burning love for what you do. Also, you’re “on the job” in only one place, but not all the others…

    Denis

  109. GarryParkes

    Hi Gary,

    Just catching up. Read the comment above about the special “guest” hidden away

    Now surely , you can’t me “The Terminator”????

    I spotted that ages ago but thought you’d put it up for a joke or was your favourite Star or something.

    Surely, Arnie is not your special guest !!! Can’t be, surely not even you could have such contacts … but then again you never cease to surprise.

    Garry
    http://garryparkes.com/

  110. Gary

    Denis, you nailed me. I have a great passion for helping people and I have a lot to give. Just wait until I flip into phases 3 and 4.

    Now those last dozen words are rather cryptic, plus I have only had 5 hours sleep in 48 hours, so maybe I am dimming somewhat.

    BTW, your ultimate, penultimate and antepenultimate words of the 1st sentence belong to someone else mate, as do the 6th & 7th of the 2nd sentence. Don’t get sued for copyright. LOL! (See my pic up there on the RHS)

    Gazz-Man

    PS: I AM having FUN. Alex told us that this should be fun, didn’t he?

    Gary
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  111. GarryParkes

    You made that last clue a little too easy. Even for me you old hound dog !!

    Can’t for the life of me work out the reference to the ‘last dozen words’ bit though.

    So certainly know how to string things out Gary …..

    Gary

  112. Gary

    Garry – I dunno why your comments keep getting hooked up awaiting approval. Anyway, it shouldn’t happen again. I just re-set it all. Your email addy looked a bit different. Maybe you changed it.

    Re: your 1st email… Well, Garry you are right. It is there for a JOKE – a little Easter Egg – but you didn’t bring me the quote. That is half the fun. It’s so funny, well, I think it is anyway. But my family just think I am weird. I think I am evolving into an alien life form, or something. Can I have my spindly arm Gazzatar back on your site? I think that was the REAL me – LOL!

    Re: your 2nd email… I thought the D-Man was messin’ with the G-man’s mind. That was his cryptology. Normally, I solve such things in a jiffy but I didn’t get that and I STILL don’t get Nigel’s fortnight old F13 thing and he’s explained it to me TWICE! I must be losing it OR maybe they aren’t giving it. I dunno.

    Oh, did you like that little addition to my header? “The Internet Marketing Temple of Learning for Newbies.” That just sprung into my mind today and I couldn’t get rid of it. So, I’m thinking, thinking, thinking – BRAND – I’m gonna do something very wickedly viral with that.

    Garry, I just keep having this stuff pounding into my head from all directions. I think I am becoming an ideas junkie. The more I have the more I keep having. It’s like multiple brain orgasms. I better stop now coz you-know-who is probably back at her desk eating oyster sandwiches.

    Gary
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  113. Nikki

    Back from my real-world (and really boring) travels. Post Office then the bank for work, then to get food. Really need to eat now, it’s 3.47pm here.

    I would like to submit that I was the first to comment on your daughter’s wedding pic, so surely I get some kind of points for observation there?

    Nix

  114. Nikki

    Oyster?! Yuck. No thanks.

  115. Gary

    Yeah, I’ll grant you that. How about a totally salacious email as your prize? BTW, how were your sangers?

    Gary
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  116. Gary

    Don’t like oysters?

    Gary
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  117. Denis Caron

    Gary:

    I thought that your special guest was the “King”, from your interview-hence the cryptology. I was going to ask if I could stop looking for gold in the mountains?

    Denis

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  118. Gary

    You read that?

    Gary
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  119. Nikki

    Eating penne bolognese bake at my desk. Lunch at 4pm. Disgraceful.

    No, I don’t like any seafood, can’t stand the smell let alone the taste (read whatever you like into that!).

    Salacious email would be superb, I’ve lost my mind even more than usual today.

  120. Denis Caron

    Why, was I the only one?…

    “The Internet Marketing Temple of Learning for Newbies.” Sounds like it’s screaming for a video to be made…”newbiehopper”… ( “grasshopper” reference, David Carridine in tv show “Kung Fu” 1972, for those with no reference)…

    Denis

  121. Gary

    Penny Bolognese? I used to go out with a girl with a name like that. She was a real salami girl.

    Gary
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  122. Nikki

    Yes, well, I’ve heard about people like that. Didn’t your mother ever warn you off them?! Can’t imagine you were complaining too much come to think of it… ;)

  123. Gary

    Denis – “Take the pebble from my hand. When you can take the pebble from my hand then that is when you are ready to leave the temple.”

    So, what do you think of the new header title? It took me all of about 3 seconds to come up with that little doozy.

    Gary
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  124. Dan Briffa

    hey man

    so this ur new lambo blog eh… i like i likeee

    u dont like somebody to mess with judging from the pic with the sam sword!

    lol

    Dan

  125. Gary

    Nix – How do you like your salami, mild or hot? I actually prefer pepperoni, especially on pizza. Jeez, I could ring one in now. It’s 1.30 am and I am starving – had no dinner tonight, no real lunch today either. Also been down the gym earlier tonight smashing my body into further sleep deprivation.

    Gary
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  126. Gary

    Briffs – Glad you like it mate. I think you are referring to the naginata. Hah! That is actually a woman’s weapon, seriously. It’s a bit tame for me to be honest.

    I am a hoplologist in my spare time. That means I collect weapons, mostly feudal Japanese and ancient Okinawan stuff. I’ve got dozens of bits and pieces and a very impressive samurai sword collection. When people come over they stand and look at them for ages – a great conversation point. Also, rather handy in case some t*rd tries to break in. That’s not a real good idea at the lair of the Gazz-Man.

    Gary
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  127. Nikki

    Mild please, I’m not good with hot (as in spicy) food. Probably because it competes with me!! And quite frankly I’m hot enough already.

  128. Gary

    Nix – You don’t seem quite yourself today, darls. Anything the Gazz-Man (within reason) can help you with?

    Gary
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  129. Denis Caron

    Gary:

    It’s a flash of brilliance! Really-It states who you are, what you are and what you intend to do. It also conjures a picture in my mind by using the word “temple”- it ads something eastern and exotic. Knowledge is sacred in many ways.

    You were in tune with your higher self. When a artist (and I use that term to connote any individual creating something) is in the “zone” there is a connection with a higher consciousness that lovingly “gifts” you, if you only listen. Sometimes it’s words, thoughts, inspiration, strokes on a canvas, or a series of notes on paper. It’s that piece of genius that we all possess. But not everyone can be “still” enough to utilize the gift. Sometimes after we “awaken” from our state and look upon what we have created, we wonder, “Now where did that come from”?

    Damn, why didn’t I think of that? Because it doesn’t belong to me. It belongs to you. It is you.

    I do think that it would make an excellent video. It could be amusing and lighthearted, if desired.

    I ramble…
    Denis

  130. Nikki

    The monotony of my current situation frustrates me. I have mostly good days with it, and the occasional bad day. Today appears to be a bad day in that respect.

    Denis’ comment above this one is beautifully written, I just wanted to add that in.

  131. Gary

    Denis – That was rather pontifical. You may ramble all you like if that is ramble. Thank you for that. Something for everyone to ponder about there.

    Nix – I totally agree!

    Gary
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  132. Denis Caron

    Nikki:

    I know what you mean. I work seven days a week. Not a day off in over a year! But I have to use my frustration as a fuel to keep me burning on this path. If I don’t, I know for sure I’ll never get out of my current situation. At least with this project there is hope. It’s not going as well as I’ve planned, but I’m further ahead than if I did nothing. So onward I trudge..

    Thanks all for the kind words.

    Must…leave…this…addicting…blog…before…I…become…consumed…

    Denis

  133. Nikki

    Denis

    Thank you. I’m normally very positive about everything, but today it’s all kind of got to me for some reason. Who knows. There is no real logic to the way that my mind works!

    I know what I have to do to escape out of this, but there are times when I just get flooded by everything and I need to take a little time to step back and reflect on it all.

    Nik

  134. Nigel Yip

    Hey Denis, and Gary

    If art thou one should call that rambling, then I, thy no worthy, of reading what you inscribe on these blogs – okay I’m begin stupid now – brain lapse moment there – but SERIOUSLY to me, what you have wrote: was enlightenment, a philosophically delight and pleasure to both my eyes and brains.

    It has definitely given me something ponder about as to whether I should be on this course at all and it’s a good job today, I’ve taken my blog down as well.

    Best Regards to you and Gary as well
    Nigel

  135. Adam

    Love the look of your new site Gary–even with your new “Good Gazza” image… :-)

    I’d love to get some help from your genius coder to put an image up on one of my blogs.

    Isn’t twitter awesome?

    Adam

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  136. Gary

    @ Denis – You work 7 days a week? I thought that was banned when they killed off the Mason-Dixon line. If you don’t mind telling us, er, what do you do? I thought you were a muso and a stay at home dad – ohh!

    @ Nix – Come on darls. Go and read a Bobby Proctor book. Or, read the PRECIOUS. I know you have it. A little “pressie” from the Gazz-Man.

    @ Nige! – I hope that doesn’t mean what I think it means, does it?

    What is going on here? The Gazz-man is providing outstanding amenities, fun, entertainment and three PEEPS in a row get all morose on me. Is it me? Is this site depressing people? What?

    Gary
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  137. Nikki

    Gaz-Man

    I think a little DIY tonight will sort me out a treat – that, and a long hot bath (what? you were thinking something else?)…

    Honestly, I’ll be fine. I’m used to sorting myself out. ;)

    You do realise that with this Death Star of a blog, all of ours just pale into nothingness by comparison? That might be part of it…

    Nix

  138. Nikki

    Oh, and I just DM’d you on Twitter – it involves this beast of a blog, so you might want to read it. Even though you may hate me afterwards!

    ;) as if you could hate the Purple Minxy Witch…

  139. Gary

    Adam – I’ll see what can be done. That’s an “EXPRESSION OF INTEREST” for Adam Spiel. Trying to keep a record here.

    Nix – Just say the word and I’ll see what I can do for you. No… I could never entertain bad thoughts of the Nixelator.

    Gary
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  140. Nikki

    You already help – you listen and give me thoughtful & considered responses, which is more than I can ask of anyone.

  141. Thomas Skavhellen

    Great work on your blog Gary! It’s blowing me away here.
    That’s what outsourcing is all about. I have 2 people around to help me with different stuff so I can concentrate on working with my product and blog/videos.

    Wonder who your guy is and if he is better then mine :-P

    One thing is for sure, your writing have a magic over everybody, including me. Doesn’t matter if it is 100 or 10.000 words, I need to read them all.

    Talk to you soon Gary!

    Thomas Skavhellen
    http://www.widlas.com/

  142. Thom Swartwood

    Gary,

    I have finally been able to listen to last Friday’s Class with Alex. I want to start out by saying if I have been pimping myself or my blog, I want to apologize.

    That has never been my purpose. I really do look to you as one of those people I can count on for good information and I would never want to make anyone feel like it is all about me.

    I really can’t wait to see what comes next on you blog.

    Thom

  143. Dave Pumfrey

    Hi Gazz-man,

    Just popped over to check your blog and what do I find – you’ve had it all re-decorated and very cool looking it all is now.

    I to have been abit down, following my progress so far. When you want to transform your life in to something magnificent the pain of the journey taking longer than you wished for can be cruel sometimes.

    I have found that re-focusing on my goal and the positivity it will eventually bring me and the others I can then help is worth the discomfort for however long it takes.

    After all it’s the journey and not the destination that counts.

    To all our successes. We can achieve greatness by helping each other.

    I truely believe that.

    Dave

  144. Nigel Yip

    Hey Gary

    How are you? and nope, it ain’t what your thinking about – nothing major – I was just doing a bit of experimenting and fettling around with my blog introduction, and the hosting company took a while to sort things out.

    I think depression is a very quick viral infectious bug that once unleashed can consume others at the rate of 1 student/person per hour lol. Nah not really- just one of them days really.

    Nigel

  145. Denis Caron

    Hi Gary:

    Depressed, Hell No. Entrepreneurs don’t get depressed-just fiercely more determined. I’ve been blessed (cursed) with this mindset all my life.

    As for the “job”. To make a long story short, as to not hijack and bore your readers to tears-After spending years on the road with bands and then fine art shows, I married and started a family late in life. We then made a commitment that one of us would be home for the children at all times. I was the lucky one. But I needed to find something to do to bring in money as well.

    We own a distributorship for our city newspaper. We own a territory and service stores and such with papers and alternate publications. I don’t deliver to homes. I had a driver delivering part time but, conditions being as they are, I have now taken over and service the stores seven days a week from about 3-6 AM. All the other hats of owning your own business are worn and along with family obligations, my time is consumed. Can’t do that forever, and that’s why I’m here.

    I’m in the process of writing a post on my blog, inspired by and if I may, make reference to your post, F500 Statistical Breakdown.

    Have you checked out Nigel’s new site? Hot damn, he’s been playing us. Some intro…

    Denis

  146. Ryan Price

    Hi Gary,

    Hey man you really know how to write, OK you must be a writer… I think I spend the most amount of time on your blog because your posts are so long. But you also know how to keep us on a string. Your suspense really has us reading your every word.

    Now I must say I’m not so sure about all this star trek, zulu mumbo jumbo… (i don’t really know what this all means as i don’t own a tv) but once I’m past all that you have some good things to say.

    Now I know you’re probably saying right now “Yes, of course I have good things to say!” but thats exactly my point; you have confidence and you have the passion (creative passion – and I mean that in a good way).

    Confidence and passion will drive anyone to great heights – just don’t pull an Icarus (<— inserted to appease Gary’s love of adding interesting terms to his posts, I just hope he doesn’t have Hellenologophobia too).

    But in all seriousness, I really believe if we all find our confidence and our passion there will be nothing that can stop us. I think this is something you can apply to anything in life.

    Just my 2 cents,

    Ryan Price
    http://Ryans1.com

  147. Gary

    Hello,

    Just before I answer those comments above I have a little “lesson” (if you like to think of it that way). Many of you may have seen various comments I have been dropping around the place referring to this site and its new look, title and “weaponry” etc. Please don’t take my comments out of context.

    I know there is a fine line between (pleasure and pain) egotistic BS and some good-natured banter to stir and arouse the interest and passion of others. Hell! I should know coz bloody Parkesy did it to me. So, if you don’t like my “retaliation” then blame it all on him. Coz he provoked me!

    I like to think of this as “cheer-leading.” But I ain’t gonna get in a leo or anything (euuuw!). Now, if Nikki “Nix” Stephens wanted to do that then I wouldn’t have to sit here writing rants, sermons and monologues. Nix could just… well do what Nix does (and there is some ammunition, bait, provocation, whatever for the Nixster – not the hell that she needs any provocation. No. Hardly. Not for the Provocative one – LOL!).

    So, having paved my path…

    Here is what I left Mark Austin to come home to from his holiday. It’s gonna be a blast to see his response coz he is a regular “Mr Smarty-Pants” (and that is my term of endearment for him).

    Let the fun begin. Have a read of this …

    “Mark,

    Here’s a “SMARTY-PANTS” update from the Gazz-man (just tryin’ ta update your blog while you’re away. Yeah, RIGHT!)

    Um, when you get back dude just get in your nice little Ferrari here and cruise on over to the Gazz-Man’s new TEMPLE and (ahem) see what is parked in the driveway.

    Hint: It’s sleek, it has a MASSIVE fuel injected motor, it is a V16, there are 11 letters in the name, first letter L, last letter I and it red-lines at about 12,000 rpm. Any idea, Mark?

    Oh, and BTW, I traded in my old Volksy. Um, I think you will really like the “replacement.”

    OK. Enough trash-talk from the Gazz-Man. Hope you had a good break mate. I ALSO hope you come back fired up mate coz just take a look at what you now have to contend with (a bit more TT to finish off – LOL).

    Can you see what I am doing here? Do you think I have managed to transfer my annoyance from Parkesy onto Mark Austin? I hope so coz Mark is a talented guy and I just know that he will retaliate himself. Maybe not straight away, but it’ll come. This may be just the spark needed to ignite his creativity (heh heh – pressure on you now Mr S P – LOL).

    Alternatively, can you imagine life in Blog-land if we all just sat around and held a pity party? What fun that would be! NOT!

    Gary

    PS: You can see this happening up at the next level with Alex Jeffreys and Cheney-Man and Follow-the-Foxy and all those dudes? I can. I see it ALL the time. If you look closely you will see the body language in all the pix, their videos etc. I even watch it unfold on Twitter in the RIDICULOUSLY short 140 character “twit-head-tweets” (Jeez, more on THAT later). They spur each other on with all manner of dares and things. Watch them. When the Gazz-Man elevates himself to that level there will be some real fireworks. I can guarantee that.

    Gary
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  148. Gary

    Okey-dokey… coming back to where I left off at 4.39am this morning…

    @ Nix – Thank you – a most lovely comment that I will take into my heart to store – THAT is what the Gazz-Man is all about – turning pussy cats into roaring tigers. Jeez, I see a lot of cubs around here. I have a LOT to work with and it truly does inspire me. In fact, the Gazz-Man himself is prowling and growling and roaring more as he reveals more and more of his own stripes. (LOL – Just thought I’d toss that in… but it is true). I have been fore-shadowing this since 31 December 2008.

    @ Thomas – Gee man, coming from you I take that as a distinct compliment. I know of your talents. In fact, you got me started on optimising with you great little video on permalinks. That REALLY helped me. Now, Tommy, a little caution about my “guy.” I am talking about a person with an alien brain. Funny, coz we (me and the “alien”) were emailing back and forth about all sorts of things and I asked such a question and the answer I got back was so hilarious. It was all about life on other planets visited etc, etc. This is an IQ that is NOT to be provoked.

    @ Thom Swartwood – Used your fully there mate coz it could have been confusing for everyone. I have already been over to your site and left a LONG comment basically saying I have never seen you do that (ie pimp) and I have scoped out many of your comments. I’m gonna do a blogpost (what a dopey word!) on this soon coz it is so mis-understood by so many people. Now, people are becoming just too wary of “pimping.”

    @ Dave – Thanks mate. Have you ever listened to the words of the “Desiderata?” If not, IMHO you should. There is MASSIVE wisdom in the words of that song. Do it at YOUR pace. I don’t run around like a nut doing everything that Alex tells us all. In fact, a little Gazz-Man secret here… often I am off on a completely different course coz I am not a crowd competitor. I pick my targets and then I pick them off and it is way too easy that way. When I want to compete I will but it has to fall inside MY goals and in MY time and fit in with MY plan. That is just the way I am.

    @ Nigel – Ugh! You scared the Gazz-Man. Denis told me what you were up to. And, yes, I have already been to Yipster Movieworld to make a comment on what you are up to. Very cool. But Nige! Don’t pull that stunt on the Gazz-man again coz it won’t work – LOL! Remember this… “fool me once shame on you, fool me twice shame on me.” You are starting to ROAR, my friend. Eat some more raw meat!

    @ Denis – Yes, I fear crafty Nigel just set us up for the sucker punch and I walked right into it. Heh…heh… defence built on that mini-achille’s area now Nigel. And D-man – nah, couldn’t care less if you want to express your own version of my F500 stats post. Go for it.

    Gary
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  149. Gary

    Hi Ryan – You obviously dropped in when I was making my replies to all those good folks above.

    Me? A writer? Ryan… how did you deduce that? Heh… I distinctly remember a fair few (1,000) words back where I predicted that the writers were gonna rip this marketing thing to pieces once they got their SEO sorted out and all the technical stuff in place.

    Hmm. I have just been informed by my accomplice (“Q”) that all my keywords are rising in the Google rankings at an extra-ordinary rate. I have also taken a peek at the Google Analytics and from the day that the SEO was done (yesterday) the undulating hills have, all of a sudden, hit a mountain that just keeps rising skywards. Now I’m sorry if this is giving you all the sh*ts but I am trying to HELP people here by using my blog as a living example. And all I am doing is putting the words in. My SEO coder deserves ALL of the credit.

    Now Ryan, the tik-a-tek ZULU reference is a US military thing that you can see on many TV shows and movies, for example JAG with that totally HOT woman, what’s her name? Oh yeah! Catherine Bell. OK. OK. Girls you can feast your eyes on whats-his-name Elliot, the tall dude that has all that sexual chemistry going on with “Mac.” Seriously, I only watch that show for her.

    Um, where was I? Oh yeah. Ryan, I can tell very quickly just from your syntax and sentence construction that you are no mug at this caper yourself. I like your style, a lot. However, word of warning… the Gazz-Man has an arsenal of words just like that. And right now they are being held back to a few here and there just to let our friends with dictionaries on their desks get some use out of them. But if you want me to let fly just say. LOL!

    I will admit that although I knew the prefix of “Helleno” I did not know the exact meaning of your offering. So, thank you. Now I do coz I just used my own lexicon. Thanks a lot – another totally unuseable word for general conversation but another little weapon for me to use if necessary like when one wishes to give everyone else the scatalogical emanations – ie the SH*TS. So, apart from that brief release of pressure I will refrain – IF you do. LOL!

    Anyway I will acknowledge this as sound advice from your most worthy pen-keyboard-fingers-whatever …

    “But in all seriousness, I really believe if we all find our confidence and our passion there will be nothing that can stop us. I think this is something you can apply to anything in life.

    Just my 2 cents,

    Ryan Price

    Finally, you are welcome here any time to chip in with 2c, 5c, $5, whatever you want. And if you have a damn good rant, logically presented and with proof of your claims – go for it! I LOVE a damn good rant!

    Thanks for coming by Ryan.

    Gary
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  150. Ken Douglas

    Gary, Gary,Gary,

    I go to sleep for a few hours , work a little and when I get back I feel like I have walked through the wardrobe into Narnia…… or more correctly Gazzia. By that admitedly weak comparison I mean that I feel as if I am in a totally new world. In fact as I look out my study window into a blowing snow storm with about six inches on the ground so far and temps well below 0 F I expect the Ice Queen to arrive at any moment.

    Seriously, I can’t imagine what will come next but am eager to see the next installment. I see too that the mystery which surrounds the Gazz-Man is being peeled away like the layers of an onion when one follows the home button. I really had to work to get to that page before…..LOL

    Excuse me, I ramble too much! I will be largely away through the weekend as I have to attend one of those offline life meetings we have discussed and already eagerly look foward to my return to see what changes will have occurred. Well done my friend!

    Ken

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  151. Gary

    Hi Ken – Hmm. Narnia… Gazzia… yeah, I can see that. But I have already labelled this place the “TEMPLE” (see above – that only went into the header yesterday). I have endless branding possibilities with that.

    Isn’t self-discovery so much more breath-taking and exciting? Well, maybe not breath-taking in this particular instance but it can be one of those “HOLY SH*T!” moments, huh? LOL.

    And right there, as you have now discovered, is a PERFECT EXAMPLE of what Alex Jeffreys is teaching us. Did I throw any of that stuff in anyone’s face here? No. But it is there for those who want to go on a fact-finding mission of their own.

    Call it intrigue. Were you asking yourself, “Who the hell is this bloody guy anyway?” Now you know! That information, of course, has been freely available throughout this entire coaching class from the day I first commenced my blog – 26th November, 2008.

    It would seem, judging by some comments and the various emails that I have been getting, that several people are now finding this out.

    “Lesson” – don’t chase the money, let the money chase you.

    Thanks Ken and thanks for being subdued with your “discovery” thereby allowing others to do their own “inquiries” if they want. Though, I must admit, Q has made it a LOT easier now.

    Gary
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  152. Gary

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  153. Nigel Yip

    Hey Gary,

    First and foremost, it was NOT a stunt nor intentional or anything at all and NO it was not a sucker punch. So okay, I know I didn’t announce it and I admit liability, but like I said in my reply, I stumbled across the Flash Intro Wizard builder that I have bought many years ago when I was cleaning out my pc and I sidetracked and thought I would play with the program for 10 minutes and then a brainwave occured – why not use it for my site intro.

    I’m sure it’s going to be either a hit or miss as some will be put off by it, some will be annoyed and ultimately some will be getting their crossbows out and start shooting arrow at me.

    Anyway, I’m off to learn and catch up on the real Adobe/Macromedia Flash MX, it’s been 3 or is it 4 years now (can’t remember), since I last use it, so I’m a bit rusty and have to oil and intiate the old engine back to speed again.

    All the best
    Nigel

  154. Garry Parkes

    Hi Gary,

    Bl**dy he*l Gary, each time I come back there’s an entire novel to read, LOL.

    Can you send a weekly (no daily digest) out to people summarising key points. I’ve got other things to do as well you know :-)

    So has your Q finished constructing Battlestar Gallactica then? I think I’ll have to move my blog’s facelift up my to-do list now having seen the impressive stuff here and just as (more) importantly more exposure through the SEO stuff your Q has managed to do.

    I’m strapped for time today. I’m hoping I can get my next post up a bit little later on and I’m already plotting some other little (?) things as well. Of course it will be another salvo across your bows my friend. Need to keep you on your toes and stop you getting too carried away with your latest toy.

    How’s your video coming on Gary :-) Talking about videos for the competition there doesn’t seem to be many around. Check out Dougie Stewart’s site as he’s got one up that I found very amusing.

    Catch you later

    Garry
    http://garryparkes.com/

  155. Gary

    Nigel,

    Why would anybody want to get a crossbow out and start shooting arrows at you? Well, hang on a minute, come to think of it you’re probably right, even Jesus Christ was nailed to a cross and crucified. And various Popes have had assassination attempts against their lives. No doubt Mother Theresa was probably also hated by some.

    The thing is, Nigel, you are trying different things to see what will work. If it works then good. If not, scrap it and try something else. Another example of a lesson in “Failing Forward”

    We all make mistakes. As they say, “to err is human.”

    Anyway, sucker punch or not, stunt or not, it worked and that is all that matters. You got me interested and Denis so, in that regard, there were at least two visitors that you may never have had, probably more.

    My only concern with what you did was that when somebody has been to your site once they may not want to sit through the entire loading and visual sequence again to get inside. I dunno. That was my thought but I didn’t want to junk your site or your mind or enthusiasm with a negative comment.

    You have to cater for the fact that people are so damn lazy these days and they want maximum bang for their NO buck. That is why this whole web 2.0 thing has evolved. People want more so you have to give more.

    They are wanting more and more for less and less. And their attention spans are absolutely minimal. If you don’t hit them between the eyes with the “WOW” factor then they have all the attention span of one of those old fashioned Kodak flash cubes. Black. Light for a second. Black. And that’s about it.

    Thanks for stopping by Nigel.

    Regards

    Gary
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  156. Gary

    Parkesy,

    Yeah it’s almost a Mills and Boon, isn’t it?

    HEY! Good idea! An Executive Summary of key points. Heh heh… Garry, you know something? A lot of people have told me that they read EVERY word. And there are a heck of a lot of people who only read and don’t comment.

    So, to those people – COME IN! You don’t need a personal invite from the Gazz-Man.

    Actually, Garry, I am in the process of taking screen shots and uploading them to give every one a visual of exactly what I am seeing behind the scenes at (NOTE:) Battlestar GaryLactica. But Gazz… I’m just thinking about calling it the “TEMPLE” here. The “Battlestar” is in its own space behind this.

    What? More folly from you? Oh dear. I fear that we are becoming more like Sir Alex and Follow-the Foxy.

    A salvo across my bows? You are firing at a TEMPLE? Oh dear. That surely is bad form. Can’t you just send an emissary, or something? Or maybe try knocking on the door?

    OK> I’ll be over when it all happens. I see you have er… taken the Gaz-Man’s lead YET again and installed the Twitter scroll feed. I saw it dude. LOL! Good stuff.

    Um, my videos? Oh, I see… a pre-emptive HINT? Let me guess another Gazza-bashing video. I’m telling you Garry – if it is then I am gonna escalate this. I have my video camera and do you think I may have a script in mind for you? No? Well, I have.

    Let me know when this latest attack from you is launched. I’m going into my temple now to meditate.

    Oooommmm!

    Dalai Gary

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  157. Nikki

    Morning all (it’s morning here in the UK as I type this!),

    Gaz-Man,

    You may need to elaborate on this part of your comment to me above…

    “Now, if Nikki “Nix” Stephens wanted to do that then I wouldn’t have to sit here writing rants, sermons and monologues. Nix could just… well do what Nix does (and there is some ammunition, bait, provocation, whatever for the Nixster – not the hell that she needs any provocation. No. Hardly. Not for the Provocative one – LOL!). “

    We like your rants and sermons. Well, I do anyway. But if you wish to hear more from the Purple Minxy Witch then you need only say the word.

    Nix

  158. Nigel Yip

    Hey Gary

    Thanks for your advice, there is a skip intro button located in the lower right corner and yeah I understand that it can be boring, hence I’m getting back up to scratch with Adobe Flash and then cycle various intro designs now and again to sustain interest.

    Best Regards
    Nigel

    ps: Postive or negatives comments – I equally welcome them so don’t hold back next time, I don’t mind. Really.

  159. Gary

    Oh! Look at that Nix – I just block quoted it for you. Looks a bit tidier huh? And talking about tidy things… how are you this morning?

    Well, with reference to my quote I was thinking, um, that maybe a nice PURPLE movie would be nice or, say, maybe some other colour? LOL!

    Hey look darls. If you want to rant and you got a good one in you then babes… take the floor. What really p155es you off? What get’s under your skin that really aggravates you? What about all those doodle-whackers on Twitter that just send out the SPAM by the bucket load? I swear, if I get on there later and see the same two eggs that I’ve seen the last few nights then I’m gonna give them the Gazza-no-follow-heave-ho!

    Whoa! A mini rant. OK over to you. Give us a good hit.

    Gary
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  160. Gary

    Hi Nigel – I actually didn’t see that button but I was interested in what was happening so I wouldn’t have used it anyway. But I will for the second and subsequent visits.

    I really don’t like deflating people. Besides I have little knowledge at all compared to you on all this so I am willing to see what you are up to. You’re a clever dude, you’ll work out what’s working and what isn’t and adjust to suit. Nigel, I am seeing quite a few references on the blogs to the help that you have given others. That is always pleasing to see coz what goes around comes around. Even the ‘flu does that – LOL! So, any hints on the theme of the new “converted” PLR e-book? Chuck us all a few breadcrumbs maybe?

    Regards

    Gary
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  161. Nigel Yip

    Hey Gary

    No probs at all, it’s a text link button.

    And gee Thanks, I ain’t clever, well I don’t like to think I am, becuase I don’t want to be big headed and I never liked the word clever, it gives me creepies and it sounds too egotistic.

    Plus there are many people on this course who are much more cleverer/intelligent than I am, and also have far much more experience than I have. I have utter total respect for everyone of them – that includes you as well, Gary.

    BTW, I have already left the breadcrumbs out there in my recent blog post, one of them is going to be a membership eBook:

    Taken from my blog post:

    ———————————————————————————–

    “Yes, thats right, I’m been researching, analysing and currently working on something that I recently bought as a PLR eBook and I have turned it around completely something that I hope whoever reads this, will gained a great insight to something that is worthwhile setting up in the future. The reason being that it’s to do with

    “ideas on setting up your own membership sites and making money from it.”

    ———————————————————————————–

    and the second one, is a mini ebook update to “Lights… Camera… Action – A Tad Extra!”

    Right that’s all from me now, all the best
    Nigel

  162. Gary

    @ Nigel – Just a quickie. This will help you, I think. Go to Parkesy’s site, watch Hammo’s video, then follow the link in Garry’s blog across to the soon-to-claim Video Wizard’s site and READ! I think this may help you coz the information is equally appropriate to you and I was also thinking about you when I wrote it. but hammo got it coz I was on his site when it occurred to me.

    Regards

    Gary
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    PS: I’m sure you can come up with an equally good name. If you want some ideas just email me. Or we could all do a poll on your site. That could be a good idea!

  163. Nikki

    Gaz-Man,

    On the whole I’m not really a ranter, too busy being chilled in my purple corner, relaxing with copious amounts of tea.

    However, you know what my next rant is about – and I’m just waiting for the opportune moment! Although as you know about it, it may be more powerful coming from you…as long as you mention it was my observation in the first place!

    In answer to your question above, a lot better today thanks, still not 100% but much more like my usual Purple Minxy self.

    Nix

  164. Gary

    Uh-uh Nix! I have seen your comment and I want YOU to work on it – a few paragraphs will do but you are just so SPOT-ON and it will have a lot more impact coming from you. This will be so appropriate! And bloody funny too!

    Back to you Your Purpleness!

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  165. Nikki

    *flexes fingers in preparation for a bout of typing*

    On here? And now? Or waiting for the more appropriate moment?

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  166. Gary

    Not now Dearie. At the appropriate time. Just get it ready. Then when the time comes just say it. Oh, this is gonna be way too funny and so topical. Go do it purple tiger. Get it ready. Hehehe… really looking forward to this at the appropriate moment!

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  167. Nikki

    Oh that’s just too delicious…that means I have time to savour it and take my time over and caress it lovingly…

  168. Gary

    UPDATE #5 – ADDITIONAL INFORMATION

    [ tik-a-tek-a-tik-a-tek – ZULU Time – Thursday 15th January, 2009 – 1.06 pm ]

    This Google Analytics screenshot of the graph of the Gazz-Man’s blog was taken today after ONLY ONE DAY of the SEO wizardry that has been performed in the engine room of this site. It shows a very marked rise in the ability of the search engines to find and document all that is going an at this site.

    Although I had to cut the graph back for space requirements you can see quite clearly the point at which the blog became VERY ‘bot and spider friendly. This gives is a CLEAR visual picture of the benefit of proper SEO techniques when perfomed by somebody who knows what they are doing.

    There are many so-called SEO coders out in the Internet. However, there are very few who know EXACTLY the moves that need to be made to optimize a site for maximum performance. My coder knows this information inside out and backwards.

    Have a good look at this graph and then see further comments below it…

    Google Analytics Shot

    I have been informed by my coding expert -Q- that every keyword and tag used on this site is now SURGING up the search engine rankings at a rapid rate and that this site will soon have very high rankings for every page and virtually dominate every search.

    Visitors to these pages are already rising by around 100 per day compared to the pre-SEO coding. This graph and information clearly shows the benefits of EXPERT SEO and coding.

    [ tik-a-tek-a-tik-a-tek – ENDS – tik-a-tek-a-tik-a-tek ]

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  169. Nikki

    That’s a pretty impressive graph! But then you know I like it when things rise quickly…

  170. Gary

    Hey! Nix – Let the Gazz-Man work on the explanation of said graph. However, I knew you would like that nice elevation section. LOL!

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  171. Nikki

    I hope you saw my comment prior to your impressive pic (of your graph of course!)…thought you’d like that too…

  172. Paull Hamilton

    Hi Gary, Dumbledore´s in the house =O)

    What the hell is going on here ? It´s taken me ten minutes to scroll down to the bottom of this page to make a bloody comment !!!

    That Goggle analytics graph speaks volumes about ´Q´s´ abilities, quite incredible. You will soon get to the point where you need a second runoff page just for this thread of comments !!

    Thanks a lot for the comment you left on my blog, really appreciated. As I pointed out in my reply I don´t use copyright music on my blog, I have always used PLR music tracks. I went on to say that I have posed the question to someone who I´m pretty sure will come back with a definitive answer for you, so if you can leave it with me I will get back to you A.S.A.P

    All the best,

    Paull

    P.S my nickname at school was Hammy, but that´s just between the two of us, ok =O)

  173. Gary

    UPDATE #6 – ADDITIONAL INFORMATION

    [ tik-a-tek-a-tik-a-tek – ZULU Time – Thursday 15th January, 2009 – 1.53 pm ]

    STANDBY FOR MESSAGE FROM Gaz-Man on behalf of Q … still waiting on reply … 2.15pm still waiting on response … 2.48pm still waiting … but if I get the OK to release this information to you then the game is ON! Big time! And you will all be licking your lips watching the action!

    My God! I am so tired here. This is my third late night in a row with only about 8 hours sleep in total. Duh! I gotta stop this – soon! OK, it’s now 3.17pm ZULU (or GMT). I can only wait another 20 minutes or so. Still haven’t got the go ahead. So I can only wait.

    [ tik-a-tek-a-tik-a-tek – ENDS – tik-a-tek-a-tik-a-tek]

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  174. Tommy McLaughlin

    Hi Gazz-Man,

    Nice work matey ;-)

    Will be busy with creating my product over the coming weeks….

    I have decided to create a fun video about AJ so I can test out what you have been speaking about on your blog, hopefully be done by Saturday, as have some research to do :wink: :wink:

    Thanks again for your help and support over last weeks

    Hail to the Gazz-Man lol !!!

    Cheers

    Tommy

  175. Nigel Yip

    Hey Gary

    Can you send me a directl link to what you were telling me please as I don’t no who ‘Hammo’ is and what am I suppose to be reading, I’m confused

    Thanks in advance
    Nigel

  176. Nikki

    Nigel – Paull Hamilton above…go see!

    Hope this helps!

    Nikki

  177. Nigel Yip

    Hey Gary

    Now first, Thanks Nikki for your help – much appreciated

    Secondly Gary, thanks to you as well, I think I get what your saying from the comments you have left for Paull and also if he wants to take over as Video King/ Video Wizard, or be the next male version of Maria Andros, then it’s kool by me, as it was about time someone did anyway.

    Right speak soon and thanks again for your help Gary and Nikki
    Nigel

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  178. Gary

    OK, while I am waiting on that really “interesting” info from my SEO and coding expert, I’m gonna answer this latest flood of comments. Thanks you guys. I hope you don’t mind me just whizzing through them quickly. I keep checking my email to see if I can get the nod to tell you something really exciting. You won’t believe this! Anyway, as I wait…

    @ Nix – Nikki I did see that comment and I also received your email and I am looking forward to reading it all. But I am a little tied up at the moment.

    @ Paull – Hammo – Hammy – LOL! yeah, this bloody page is getting far too long and out of control. I’m gonna close it off soon and start a new page.

    What the hell is Dumbledore anyway? Never heard of it.

    The graph is indeed demonstrative – a great visual indicator of a rapid upward swing in hits to the site.

    Paull, I’ll be really interested in the answer to that question as I do not want to invade copyright law – like the cretins who steal all my good articles, strip the links out, rebadge them as their own and start using them on their scammy, scummy Google adsense sites.

    @ Nigel – By the time I got here Nix had already swept in and answered you so, thanks Nikki. I appreciate your help.

    @ Nix – I will be waiting to read your lovely purple rant with a sardine on the end of my tongue (OK, I said this somewhere the other day, I know. It’s way late here!). But for the uninitiated I usually say that meaning “with baited breath.” DUH!

    Thanks a lot for coming and joining in the fun.

    Gary
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  179. Nikki

    Nigel, no probs!

    Gaz-Man – no probs! I think you’ll enjoy it. Having read it a couple of times I’m quite pleased with myself.

    The Purple Minxy Witch

  180. Gary

    @ Nix – Got it.

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  181. Nikki

    *Shocked face*

    You don’t know about Dumbledore???

    Surely you may have heard of Harry Potter? As in the children’s (ok, and I read them too) books??

    Dumbledore is the wizard headmaster who is extremely wise and knowledgeable…think that’s what Paull is going for!

    Nix the Purple Minxy Witch

  182. Gary

    Sorry Nix I am not a fan of JK Rowling’s books. I think they are GREAT for kids to get them back to wanting to read. But, personally, I am a Michael Connelly, Lee Child and Nelson deMille fan.

    I read every word these guys write and I am first in line the minute their books are out. I have said this before, somewhere on this monolithic site, but IMHO Nelson deMille is the greatest writer in the world. His story-telling is masterful. If you want to get a good idea of his ability try Plum Island first. Then you will want to buy them all and devour them in order as the characters are continued through the series.

    I have learned a great deal about the art of story-telling and creative writing by not just reading these three great authors but also studying their styles and techniques.

    Gary
    says – Click on Alex Jeffreys to see how YOU too can build a successful and profitable Internet Marketing Business.

  183. Nikki

    Here you go: http://harrypotter.wikia.com/wiki/Albus_Dumbledore

  184. Nikki

    Sorry, sent you a link, computer says no.

    It isn’t about the writing ability of JK Rowling, I personally have found them a lttle tedious, but for a little escapism they have sufficed. It was just that as I was aware of the character of Dumbledore and could see where Paull was going with it, I thought I would explain for anyone else that didn’t know.

    I consider myself disciplined.

  185. Bev Gough

    Hi Gary,

    Wow! Garry is right – this really is a novel – need 2 mins to scroll to the bottom of the page to make a comment – lol!! Certainly loads of activity here.. really awesome blog!

    Having recently started on my tour round the blogs created by the students of the Alex Jeffreys’ coaching program, the massive potential of this great repository of information hit me like a thunderbolt. It struck me that an ebook containing the links to all these blogs with a brief summary of the contents of each would be a huge source of valuable information to the Internet community.

    Each student has a unique talent and strength and has something different and powerful to contribute. I would like to create an ebook that each student may both contribute to and promote.

    I have created a post on my blog called “A Tour of the Alex Jeffreys’ Student Sites”. My initial idea was to visit each site, compose a summary and post it on the blog. Having only managed to visit 10 sites so far (I only started 2 days ago) and, with the idea for the ebook only arriving in my consciousness last night, there is only one summary so far!!

    Conclusion… this will take a VERY long time.

    Unless….. each student heads over to my blog and enters his/her own summary of the strengths and contents of their own blogs. Please keep this summary as brief as possible – ie a maximum of 100 words.

    When there are about 50 entries, I will publish the first edition of the ebook and make it available for you to promote on your own blogs. Thereafter, it will be updated as and when sufficient more material is made available.
    This ebook will go viral and give massive exposure to each and every one of our blogs. I thought of the title “The Hottest New Blogs on the Web” – what do you think?

    Any ideas, hints and tips will be gratefully accepted.

    So, please head on over to http://bevgough.com and insert your penny’s worth under the post “A Tour of the Alex Jeffreys’ Student Sites”

    I have done a (very) brief review of your website and John Bullard’s site so you can get the gist of what I am proposing.

    My strength lies in the fact that I am an educator who believes in enabling the learner rather than teaching. I have been on the net for many years now but am a total newbie to Internet Marketing and am on a steep learning curve in this arena.

    Looking forward to meeting you all really soon – let’s go viral!

    Best wishes, Bev
    (never on the calls due to constantly dropping internet connection from South Africa but definitely here in spirit)

  186. Gary

    Bev – That is a really great idea and I want to offer my summary to you. I’ll get it to you.

    Regards

    Gary
    says – Click on Alex Jeffreys to see how YOU too can build a successful and profitable Internet Marketing Business.

  187. Ed Wellman

    Hey Gary,

    Not too late to express my interest in hiring the services of Q? That’s an impressive graph up there. Are you collecting the names of people that are interested in his services?

    I’ve been thinking I need to learn a bit about SEO, as I’m stumbling around in the dark at the moment with very basic knowledge. While it would be great to outsource it to a tech-wizard, I normally like to expand my own knowledge so I can replicate it in the future – but I’m not a programmer or anything.

    Anyway, just showing some interest in the inner workings of Gary-Land :)

    Keep up the good work,

    -Ed

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  188. Gary

    Yes Ed – You can still do that. No problem.

    Gary
    says – Click on Alex Jeffreys to see how YOU too can build a successful and profitable Internet Marketing Business.

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