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  1. Clint Herman

    Hey there Gary! Fellow coaching student Clint Herman here.

    Thanks for the post. It’s a great example from the real world that I believe will inspire many. I have also left many past customers come and go without trying to build a list. Glad I’m not the only one. ;)

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  2. Gary

    Hey Clint – Howdy! First time here, huh? Well, don’t be a stranger any more. I have got a lot of info on this blog and I have a TON more to put up.

    Like I say in the header ANYTHING can happen here. On that score that little minx Nix (the Nixster from the Nickelodeon) lobbed here last night and boy, did we have a riot on that Black-Hat-Grey-Hat-White-Hat-Kaleidoscopic-Hat thread. I think her mind is as convoluted as mine. Poor kid.

    Anyway… Clint! So you have done the same as me, huh? Don’t you feel like a dill now? I do. But as you say… NEVER too late to learn!

    I especially like your comment about “inspiring” people. That is what I am all about. Well detected!

    I’ll come over to Clint-Land and spread some of my lunacy there soon – LOL!

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  3. Gary

    Heh… heh… I can’t resist doing this. Now it looks like I’m talking to myself – LOL!

    I just went over to the Clintster’s place (see above) and said this:

    “Thanks for coming over to Gary-Land… ancestral home of the Gazz-Man. I appreciated your comment on my “Building a List” thread and how utterly DOPEY I have been with leaving all those 10’s of 1,000’s of visitors just to “feed” off my site without giving me their email addy. Like I said… DUH right through to QUADRUPLE DUH!

    You wanna hear something even crazier? You will really get a kick out of this…

    A couple of years ago a lady emailed me and said, inter-alia, “how come you just give and give and give and NEVER ask for anything in return?” She also asked me, “How come you also NEVER try to sell me anything?”

    I scratched my head when I read that and thought… coz I don’t want to annoy people. And here she was telling me she WANTED me to annoy her. Like I said… dumb. Just dumb.”

    I wasn’t gonna tell EVERYONE that but since I mentioned it to Clint I just couldn’t resist sharing it with the rest of you.

    Goose-boy signing off.

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  4. Vince Craine

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  5. Nikki

    Goose-Boy?? Now that’s a new one on me!

    Loving the latest comment you’ve left over at the Nickelodeon, made me laugh! Now I’m going to have to re-read your last post on your blog (have you renamed it yet?!) just to remind myself how funny we are!

    Will go post on Joe’s blog in a mo as well and send him over to have a look at our ramblings – he didn’t say the entries had to be clean-cut did he?!

    Sultry Nix from the Lair of Temptation – er, I mean my blog (of course!)

  6. Vince Craine

    Sorry Gary the last part was not for you- just people who need help with their blogs, I have heard about half of Alex’s students don’t have a blog up.

    And my step by step videos will take them by the hand and show them exactly what to do. Many students have alrewady grabed them. If you would like to put a link on your site to the wordpress videos I will put a link to any product you are promoting.

    Thanks in-advance Vince

  7. Gary

    OK. I see Vince and Nix (oh my God! YOU again!) lined up above but before I get to reply to my esteemed colleagues, first an…


    I am allowing everybody who comes to THIS thread (ONLY!) to use whatever name they think applies to me (so long as it isn’t too abusive – LOL) when you address me here. Goose is good!

    I wanna do this just so that it SINKS IN to my psyche that I need to BUILD my LIST!

    OK. Now that I have allowed that – DON’T do it outside this thread or I’ll send my alter-ego [BAD Gary] over – note I even caged his NAME in brackets coz he’s a right, royal ********! (make up whatever you want there but don’t even breathe a name around THAT bloke.) LOL!


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  8. Nikki

    :O :( I thought you’d be pleased to see me! :(

    I shall go and take my ill self off to bed then and not consider giving you another evening’s entertainment…not sure you could handle it anyway :P


  9. Gary

    Denny! … oh darn! I mean… VINCE!

    Good to see you here! How goes it? 1000 UNIQUES a day! Dude – you have got my attention! That sounds stupendous. I’m gonna take my puppalitos for a walk (see pix on the main page of P&P machines 1 & 2 – aren’t they just so cute?) and then I am gonna hone in on the home of the V-man.

    Speaking of cute…

    Nix Are you stalking me? Yeah? GREAT! How are you dear? Yep GOOSE-BOY… that is what I have been. You know – all over the net going “ork, ork – come and see my splendiferously spifflicating site and just plunder it and I will TOTALLY leave you ALONE and NEVER bother you EVER – ork, ork.”

    I just didn’t think squeeze pages were ETHICAL, MORAL or FAIR! And now dudes like the venerable Sir Alex Jeffreys have built a 20,000+ list that generates him $20,000+ each and every month.

    SLAP! That was the sound of me whacking myself over the cheek. (On my FACE Nix!)

    “Sultry Nix from the Lair of Temptation” – Jeez, you are getting better every time. LOL!

    Oh, V-man Sorry about the reference to Denny Crane above (actually… no I’m not – Denny is one of my favourite characters on the boob-tube). Vince, I am happy to link to anything that will HELP the studeys. After all, that is what I am all about anyway – building people to be the best that they can be. Come and put a TARGETTED link under your name of where you want to direct people.

    And don’t forget you can come back here and get me back for calling you Denny. Try to be original. I might even award a prize to the person who has the funniest, weirdest or most appropriate name for me in accordance with my abject stupidity over the last 4 or so years. LOL!


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  10. Gary

    Nix You know I love you dropping by :-)


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  11. Nikki

    All I have to say on that matter (for the time being anyway!) is:

    When I’m good, I’m good; but when I’m bad I’m even better!

  12. Gary

    Here we go again :-)

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  13. Nikki

    Reckon you can handle it?! (Or more to the point, think your more sensible blog readers and contributors can handle it?!)

  14. Gary

    LOL. Er, maybe we should send them over here:

    to the bottom half of that page and let them judge for themselves?

    Are there sensible people around here?

    You are somethin’ else Nix. That’s for sure. Rrrrrrrrr.


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  15. Nikki

    Of all the ways I’ve been described, “something else” is probably about right!! Perhaps we’ll let other people make their minds up.

    Oh, I put a comment on Joe Trueman’s blog re the competition, and gave him the URL you’ve just posted above – so we shall see!!

    As for whether anyone else around here is sensible, I don’t even know if I would recognise the concept of sensible! So I’m probably not the best person to ask…

    BTW, wasn’t Goose someone’s name in a film a while ago (yes, I’m aware that really isn’t descriptive!)?

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  17. Nikki

    Aarrgghh no, not Tom Cruise, please not Tom Cruise! My eyes! They burn!

  18. Gary

    A mate of mine just emailed me a pretty funny joke. The destination seemed appropriate so I thought I’d chuck it up here:

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    So they pour themselves a couple of glasses of high octane booze and get completely smashed.

    The next morning Dave wakes up and is surprised at how good he feels.

    In fact he feels GREAT! NO hangover! NO bad side effects. Nothing!

    Then the phone rings. It’s Jim.

    Jim says, “Hey Davo, how do you feel this morning?”

    Dave says, “I feel great, how about you?”

    Jim replies, “I feel great, too. You don’t have a hangover?”

    Dave answers, “No that jet fuel is great stuff! No hangover. Nothing. We ought to do this more often.”

    “Yeah, well there’s just one thing…”

    “What’s that? asks Dave.

    Jim asks, “Have you f*rted yet?”


    “Well, DON’T!


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  19. Nikki

    Ha ha – nice!!

  20. Gary

    No. Cruise was the Top Gun himself – supposedly. He’s actually a 4’6″ gnome. I saw him in LA last year coming out of his mansion in Beverly Hills. He was driving some spruced up old silver Pontiac or something and he was looking UNDER the steering wheel. I had a great laugh at that.

    I gotta take the puppalitos for their walkies. They are starting to yap at me.

    Gazz-Man, I mean… Goose-Boy.

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  21. Nikki

    Yeah, I realised he wasn’t Goose, but the film name gave me The Fear about the man with the height complex.

    Enjoy the walk, as it’s 1.19am here (again) I’m off to my bed – I’m cooking lunch for the family tomorrow so figure I may need to get up at a sensible hour!

    Thanks for the late night company again… ;)

    She Who Must Be Obeyed from Nix’s Lair Of Temptation

  22. Gary

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  23. David

    Schmitty here, I just set up one of those Twitter accounts. Now I need to figure how to follow people or is it better to get followed?

    Thanks for the invite to come over to Gary-Land it looks like a lot of fun going on over here.

    Hey I got to go study Twitter.



  24. Gary

    Schmitty! – Thanks for bowling over dude. Did you see that your name is up in GOLD? Yup. After doing all those videos for the PEEPS (hi Deano) I figured it was the least I could do to give you some recogition for all your hard work.

    In fact, I’ll go one better…


    Folks, if ya haven’t checked out Shmitty’s video bazaar then GO! Do it! I have had it open on my desk top for hours just waiting for a lull in activity over at Gazz-Land… or is that GOOSE-Land?

    David, TREMENDOUS effort, my man!

    G… oh, damn it! Goose.

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  25. Gary


    Just out of curiousity I thought I would check into my Aweber account to see how the “Time in Motion” ACTION Planner opt-ins were going.

    Well, I know that we have some 500 students in what is being called the “Fortunate 500″. So far, just over 10% of the team has availed itself of my ACTION Planner.

    Now I know that not everybody is gonna want one (even though it has been getting RAVE REVIEWS and even though it is FREE and even though I wrote it SPECIFICALLY for the BENEFIT of the folks on the Alex Jeffreys Internet Marketing Mentoring Program). Well, that’s life, I guess.

    But get this…

    One person raced in, got the damn thing then immediately opted out so I wouldn’t bother them again. Thanks for your support PERSON. I appreciate your faith in me. I also hope that you aren’t gonna try to sell my book anywhere coz I KNOW your name and that would be against what I want.

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  26. Mrs Renee Olson

    Gary, Gary, Gary,

    I finally figured it out. I know who you are! You are the man version of Erma Bombeck! I mean it. Really, she was an outstanding writer in the US. here’s the wiki on her. See for yourself.

    I have read many of your comments with great entertainment. My family is starting to think I have lost a little of my mental capacity because I laugh and talk to you quite often when I’m at my computer.

    Give me some more time and I’ll figure out who you are as a whole because Erma, she’s the writer in you, but I have to figure out who the teacher is. Perhaps, you have even more hiding in you. I’ll get back to you on that.

    I downloaded your time management book. I did buy a new day planner for the new year, but I might have to back into your system. I like the room (lots of white) you provide to keep my work under control with your system. I think my store bought day planner will get crowded. The lines are so smushed together.

    My husband and I have been self employed since 1998, and I hate to admit that he’s had the business on autopilot for many years, that I really haven’t had to do anything outside of some really basic duties. Of course, I have the business side of running the family, but that’s gotten very boring and monotunous.

    So here I am, making a real effort to start an online business and realizing that my business planning skills have gone down the drain and it’s requiring every bit of effort I can drum up (WISH)to try and keep up with you and Coleen. You two will make great role models.

    I’ll let you know if I actually use your planner. In the mean time, do you have any tips for keeping track of your blogging routine. I can spend hours just reading comments and OH MY, look out if I should click on a link because there I go…. by the time I finish, well you can see I feel like I never finished what I started to do. My notes keep piling up for all the things I need to go back and read.

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  27. Gary

    Hello Renee – well! How lovely of you to say that.

    I gotta admit that when I first started reading what you wrote and I got to the name Erma, I immediately thought of Irma la Douce who, as you probably know, was a prostitute. And I began to think man whore! Oh dear. But then your next word was Bombeck and I breathed a sigh of relief.

    You see, that is part of my problem. My imagination runs rampant – all the time. And I see links to things all over the place.

    I went and had a read of Erma Bombeck and I have to say Renee… that was very nice of you to make the comparison and to leave the link. Very thoughtful. Then you said:

    “Give me some more time and I’ll figure out who you are as a whole because Erma, she’s the writer in you, but I have to figure out who the teacher is. Perhaps, you have even more hiding in you. I’ll get back to you on that.”

    How incredibly perspicacious of you! You are 100% correct. The teacher is cloaked, for now. When that part is revealed many people will get quite a surprise. I have been peeling back layers of the onion, so to speak, so it doesn’t all come in one great all-splattering shock.

    You have correctly identified that almost everything I do here is a lesson in itself. That is the way that I am structuring this blog. It’s a mixture of teaching, ongoing example, cheer-leading, humo(u)r and general banter all designed to make people wonder… “Jeez, what’s he gonna say next? I better go and check.”

    When I invite and bring the outside world in here they will be crawling all over this blog like ants. But I’m not ready for that quite yet. I’m gonna let the course we are all on develop more fully so I can push into the directions that I want. When the non AJ people arrive I want them to think, “Holy Toledo! What is this place?” And then I will really go to work. This is all just a bit of flexing right now.

    I am glad that you like my “Time in Motion” ACTION Planner. Many people have said some really nice things about it. Like I said, I took what Alex Jeffreys said, mixed it up a bit with my own system and came up with a hybrid version specially designed for this course that we are on.

    Tips for the blogging routine? Yes. I diarise EVERYTHING I do. It’s part of having my savant-like Rainman personality. I track everything.

    I know what you mean about hopping from link to link. There are so many wonderful people on this course. At the end of it something really huge will happen. I can feel it. There is just TOO much talent here for that NOT to happen. There will be some JV’s born here that will sweep across the net like wildfire.

    Now, you asked about resources for outsourcing. Have you seen the people on my GOLD list? They are on my main page in the RHS column. You can’t miss them. I have had MY eye on these people since the first week. LOL!

    Thanks again Renee. I certainly do appreciate your sentiments. I’ll come over and pay another visit soon.


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  28. Garry Parkes

    Hi Gary,

    I can see you’re having good fun over here mate. Must admit the banter going on over here is LOL funny. Your blog’s started to explode Gary – and well deserved too.

    Must admit I’m struggling to keep even a half-hearted attempt to keep on top of things during the Christmas period. I’m chomping at the bit to get more involved but at the moment got loads of family commitments so just have to keep things ticking over until I can focus a lot more of my time on things like I was just before Christmas.

    I’m really glad to see that you took immediate action and created the “Gold A-list” Gary. It’s going to make my decision about the blogrolls issue a lot easy to make. By attempting to keep everyone happy it diverts from the things that are really important. Big thanks to you Gary for ‘making me see the light’ as it were with your contributions.

    I must say though that, particularly over this Christmas period, I’m starting to feel I am letting people down a bit. I mean, I just read through the comments on the last couple of posts on your site (took me ages, btw) plus read through posts on some of the other sites. The number of times I am mentioned is very pleasing but in a lot of cases over the past week I’ve not been able to visit and comment on these peoples own site with my time constraints. Take Valerie for example, who has commented on your site and mentioned me and when I pop over to her site she has me on her very exclusive Blogroll (along with you I may add) and yet I’ve not had the time to post on her useful site yet. And she’s a good old ‘Yorkshire Lass’ like myself – well I’m a ‘Yorkshire Lad’ to be more accurate. Sorry, Valerie but I’ll be popping to pay you a visit soon.

    Make’s me realise I’ve got to start focusing on those that are helping others and not worry about the ‘1-poster brigade’ who’s only contribution is ‘add me to your blogroll’ and that’s it. Come the New Year I’ll be changing my tack a little bit, purely because there is only so much time in the day.

    Another thing that is evident Gary is something you mentioned on my site – the need to branch out. We need to start thinking about the wider world out there and not get bogged down with just the ‘Fortunate 500′.

    Anyway, trip to my Aunty and Uncles now. See you later.

    Garry Parkes

  29. Gary

    Hi Garry – Thanks for the long and considered post here. I know how absolutely committed and strapped for time you are.

    Yes, I am branching out soon. I think I have delivered a lot of value by way of so many ideas to different people and also to the massive commentry I have made on so many blogs. One day alone I hit 70 blogs with comments. It took me ALL day and half the night. The following day I received about 25 reciprocal comments and the next day another 5 to 10. That told me a LOT!

    And I see so many “Your blog is clean. Add me to your blogroll” comments. Sorry, but I see that sort of junk everywhere and it smacks of insincerity and the gimme, gimme, gimme – make me successful mentality!

    Gazza, you are only ONE man – same as me. You simply cannot be all things to EVERYBODY. Otherwise you will become the “BUSY FOOL” – as one of the F500 has registered. I like that analysis.

    You have done a POWER of work Gazza. You have given more than anyone here. I take my hat off to you. And I really do hope that your name is on that $1,000 cheque. YOU deserve it.

    Together with Deano and 10-20 others we have pumped up so many tyres (tires). But it cannot go on ad-infinitum. I have identified my GOLD list and I have others on a wait and see type scenario. I said on your thread that I am NOT a communist or a socialist. I am a capitalist. I make my own way and I run. And if people don’t like that then I have two words. The first rhymes with RIFF and the second with SPIT.

    As I have said in several blogs and also on the MOTIVATIONAL MOMENT… many are sitting back and waiting for somebody else to “give me the orgasm.” That is human nature. That is why so many people settle for mediocrity.

    I am starting to move outside the F500, actually the F499 (coz we have already had one quit) – and probably soon to be about the F120 or so.

    I don’t mind helping anybody but I have served some people massively and even on their own blogs they haven’t even acknowledged the 2 or even 3 messages that I have left. That concerns me. Why should I keep reaching out to these people? Why should you? They all know what is on offer! They can come half-way, surely.

    Gazza, in my opinion, the “sorting out” period is just about over. It has been over a month now. The foundation has been laid. Now it is time to send up the towers. My elevator is open for all and always will be but they have to step inside and press the button and then tell me how far up the tower they want to travel. I have kept so much of my full identity hidden from full view.

    I’m in this for the long haul but I ain’t gonna carry any passengers after the honeymoon is over. I have allocated most of the seats in the space shuttle at the top of the tower and T ZERO is rapidly nearing.

    Everyone knows the drill but so few are prepared to do the work to succeed. Jeez, I have been up until 2.30am and 3.00am and I have risen in the mornings at 4.00am so I don’t miss the Webinars. And I hear people moaning their gutses out about the times. It’s too late. It’s too early. Moan. Moan. Moan. Whinge. Whinge. Whinge. Cry. Cry. Cry. The TIME is the TIME! Make the effort!

    This is now about committment and dedication and proving yourself (not YOU Gazza… I’m talking about the fringe dwellers and the nomads – the push-button brigade and the fad junkies.)

    You have a good family time Gazza and when the holiday period is over – ie around the 2nd or 3rd of January 2009 I will still be here with a tank full of high octane rocket fuel just waiting to hit the afterburners and streak off.

    My goodness… a completely unintended RANT.

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  30. Thomas Skavhellen

    Hi Gary!

    I didn’t want to bring this up but I guess it’s ok. I actully had a list of 1500 people and I still kind of do, but I didn’t know how to threat them. I didn’t understand the meaning of giving I was only trying to get more money all the time.

    I wrote one sales letter after an other and told them to buy this and buy that. It was good for a while but after 2 months with no sale and over 100 people that signed off I stopped and tried to look for answers.

    I now understand that if you want to get anywhere you need to threat your list with respect and give them more then you want to receive back.
    Don’t hold back on anything.

    Seams kinda strange to give away all my knowlage for free. But I see it pays off already so that’s what I will do.


  31. Thomas Skavhellen

    Hehe.. I just read you latest comment to above my fist comment.
    Damn you are on fire man! I love it! It gives me inspiration and motivation.
    I have so many things going on now and I cant wait to let you in on it.

    2009 will be sooo great for us all. If you haven’t figured all the parts out just yet.. just hang in there. Don’t be part of the quitters be part of the F135 that actually got through and figured it out.

    Let the money chaise us!!.. whooo ho!

  32. Stephen Bray

    Gary this is a brilliant insight. We could be twins. I’ve avoided list-building for exactly the reasons you write about yet I get around 20,000 unique visitors to my other site every month. Why haven’t I build a list before? Quite simply I’ve been interested in Internet marketing rather than running an Internet marketing business.

    I can see your site here is developing really well, and I’m sure you’ll have a massive list and following soon.

    All the very best,




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  33. André T

    Hey Gary!

    I can see that you got thing going here!


    Just one thing; You shold do you site a bit wider, so your optin form and graphics will fill the whole page.

    But it`s so cool to see the fellow students are rolling away!

    Keep it ip pal!

    All the best,
    André T.

  34. Denis Caron

    Hi Gary:

    I’m finally getting around to visiting everyone. Just downloaded your planner, thanks, will get to it today? Anyway, I wanted to thank you for your “rant” on blog sites, it got me to rethink my look before I got too far, and I changed it. It’s now cleaner, more business like and less artsy. See someone was listening.


  35. Denis Caron

    Hi Gary:

    Denis here, again. Just wanted to let you know that I already received and downloaded the Planner BEFORE I even received the email confirmation message. Timing a little off?


  36. Guy

    Hey Gazz-man,

    It’s the guyster here, and I admire you for having the courage to say that you’re dopey for not building a list back in the days when you were told to by Peter Sinclair and Joel Comm for your E-book ‘the power of choice’ (by the way i’d love to read it).
    Double dopey! What were you thinking?!
    But, I guess if Alex made that mistake before then all is forgiven ;-)
    Failing forward my man, learning from our mistakes and ploughing ahead.


  37. Hilary Dickinson

    Hi Gary

    I’ve finally managed to get myself back here. Must have been the blast of very cold air from the North Sea at Felixstowe this afternoon! Does wonders for clearing your head!!

    Still the sight of the sun setting over the cranes at the port makes me realise its good to reach high, but we all need help and support and that’s just what we get here.

    Thanks for your reply to my comment on Thomas Skavhellen’s blog. It is sooo easy to get sucked into thinking ‘I’m not as good as anyone else & I’m so far behind’ that it could make you want to give up.

    I’m not going to be one of those moaners.

    I might be taking the scenic route (inherited from my dad who loved to see the grass growing down the middle of the road). I’m just stopping to admire the views and smell the flowers. I can enjoy the journey more than batting down the motorway and being worried about the other idiotic drivers around me..

    Naah! I’ll get there in the time and in the way that is right for me. I can just learn so much from all those who are making the mistakes before me – my road will be clearer!!

    As for sanity – who needs that??

    I can remember as a teenager our family hosting the French family of my sister’s penfriend and one of the phrases we taught them was ‘You don’t have to be mad to live here – but it helps!’

    Life’s too short to be boring.

    Go Gazz-man, go!

    Here’s to an exciting and prosperous 2009!


  38. Gary

    Gee, what a bunch of GREAT replies!

    Hi Thomas – DON’T give away everything. Give away samples. Good samples. If you give away really good samples for free then people think…”WOW! If this is FREE, what is the paid stuff like? It’s gotta be way better.” And then they just can’t help themselves and they buy. I have done this myself when I have gone to various sites. And you see Alex does it too. In many respects he is doing it right here with us.

    For the ones who come out the other end of this course, what do you think they will be doing? They will become RAGING ADVOCATES. If you go over to Nikki Stephens’ (Nix) blog you will see a comment I left there about her “recommending” my “Time in Motion” ACTION Planner. Within moments of that going up I saw people downloading it through my email messages. I wondered why they were going pop, pop, pop all of a sudden.

    Then I was going over to Nix’s place anyway and I happened to see what she had written and then I figured others were reading her “3rd party” endorsement. And that is what was doing it. Nikki was telling other people and they were believing her. This is what will happen with Alex Jeffreys too. And his ROUND 2 course attendees will get even more than we do as he “tweaks” everything up from his “bunny” course – us. LOL! And, naturally, that makes the course even more exclusive and valuable. So, it becomes self-perpetuating driven along by 3rd party endorsement.

    Tommy, from your second hit above, this fires ME up:

    “Damn you are on fire man! I love it! It gives me inspiration and motivation.
    I have so many things going on now and I cant wait to let you in on it.

    You’ve got it! And so have quite a few of the others lobbing here now.

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  39. Gary

    Heh… heh… Stephen – it is just a slight deviation in thinking and presentation, isn’t it? It’s called working ON the business rather than IN the business.

    I wonder how many others, like us, have seen a massive stream of potential customers and clients just glide on by? Lots, I reckon. I’m glad I put this post up now. Others will be thinking… I don’t feel like such a dill now. Goose-boy has done EXACTLY the same thing!

    This is funny Steve. Now I don’t fell like the ONLY goose myself. Too funny man. Too funny indeed.


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  40. Gary

    Hi Andre – I agree with you. There are a LOT of things that I want to do at this site. I have done it all myself so far but I have a WP PHP expert coming over soon to… just DO it.

    I took my old Lada-Niva and turned it into a Volkswagon but like I have been saying – I have a Porsche on order.

    I’m really sick of wasting my time on techie stuff that takes me hours to figure out when some folks just go zap, zap, zap and it is done. Unfortunately, my guy has been ill for the last 2 weeks and then Christmas interrupted us and now we have the New Year hot on its heels.

    G (Gary or Goose – take your pick)

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  41. Garry Parkes

    Hi Gary,

    Countdown has started to the next issue of the Profit Pulling Project Newsletter. Really excited about this next issue. Even more so than the first !!

    Wonder how they’ll take your fine and very important words in the lastest edition?

    I’m out all day tomorrow so wanted to get it up tonight before I went to bed.

    Garry Parkes

  42. Gary

    OK. I have time for one more before I must go and attend to other matters…

    Denis – WHOA – WOOHOO! Man look at that site of yours now! That is a brilliant design. You gotta tell me the theme coz I think it is even better than Mark Austin’s theme. I was leaning towards that but now I really like yours. I love the clean lines and the L&R columns. I need that extra column. I love the offset width of the columns and the extra width of the page. Man, this is an excellent model! So much better than the one you had when I took a look the other day.

    The bear pic really works for me too. I laughed when I saw that and your silly captions. You know what that tells me? That tells me that you have a good sense of humour and it makes you instantly likeable. In my weird mind anyway.

    So D-Man, when are you gonna add some content so we can get stuck in and start slammin’ the site with our thoughts and ideas? Start building the TOWER man coz that is a SH*T hot foundation. I love it!

    Re: The double opt-in and the way the book springs up – yeah, I know. I’m gonna fix that too. As they say… it’s on the LIST. At the moment all I care about is that people are getting it and are finding it really helpful. The testys on the RHS of my main page prove that and I have a lot more too but I thought three would do. Many thanks to Lori, Harry and Nikki for those!

    Oh just one other thing – the “portal” – I really like that too Denis. That is clever. It indicates, to me at least, that you are offering a realm. That is a nice idea. I’m gonna watch you!

    Gazz-Man aka Goose-Boy… ork, ork, honk, honk – whatever!

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  43. Gary

    … quick interjection. Just saw you lob in Parkesy. Re-read what you just said. You just KNOW where I’m gonna go with that, don’t you? I’ll let you mull over it while I get to Guy and Hilary above. Never give the Gazz-Man an inch or he’ll take a foot. (oops, unintended hint – LOL)

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  44. Nikki

    I’m guessing now is about the right time for me to join the conversation then?! Ha ha…


  45. Gary

    Howdy Guyster! Dude! How’re ya goin’? Good I hope. Yep. Call me dopey, call me a dunce, call me anything ya want. Just don’t call me late for dinner. LOL!

    Guy, it isn’t courage. It’s the truth. I feel like such a dill. Look what Alex has done in half the time! Er, that coulda been me. Duh! Just had ta add another one of those.

    I intend to put the “Power of Choice” up on this blog later. I haven’t done it yet because:

    (a) although it contains a great message I reckon people already have enough to do. They don’t need another thing to attend to right now, and

    (b) my blog is getting way too cluttered with just that single column.

    Anyway, Guy, when the time is right I’ll bang it up here and some people will get the shock of their life when they read it. If that doesn’t stun them into action then they might as well quit right now coz NOTHING will.

    Thanks for stopping by Guyster and well done for joining in the nick-name thingy that I have going here. It’s all an attempt at camaraderie.


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  46. Gary

    Yo Hils – I am so tempted to call you Hilary Hopscotch but I just can’t. LOL!

    You write so eloquently. What you did up there was clever. You wove bits and pieces of your experience and personality through the post. I could almost feel the foggy cold of the air and I could certainly picture in my mind’s eye this:

    “Still the sight of the sun setting over the cranes at the port makes me realise its good to reach high, but we all need help and support and that’s just what we get here.”

    It’s not even a proper sentence but it works so well. It is how we all talk. The rules of grammar can be broken if it is done properly. I saw a yellowy-red sunset casting shadows across the docks and harbour and the black silhouette of the cranes as they sat dormant waiting for tomorrow’s workers. It all worked for me!

    Yes, Hilary, that is why I said what I did over at Tommy Gun Skavhellen’s blog. I could see you were getting exasperated with “keeping up” and “getting it all done so fast” and feeling inadequate with knowledge. But this ISN’T a race. Sure, some people are really turning it on. But EVERYBODY needs to do what they can do. This reminds me of the name of a wonderful book I read once. The author’s name escapes me (Al something, I think) but the title was “All You Can Do Is ALL You Can Do But All You Can Do Is Enough!” That just about says it all.

    Ugh! Don’t even get me started on IDIOTIC drivers. They are everywhere. Here is a secret little game I play with fools in cars. I look at them and smile and say to myself, “I know how low your IQ is coz your actions have that double digit figure on display for all to see.” You probably already know that the “average” IQ is 100 which is used as the base index. LOL!

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  47. Gary

    Nix – I know you are there lurking, my dear. Oh, before I forget… Colz emailed me. She wants you to go over to Snitch-Ville so she can start getting indignant with you for playing “games” with me the other night. She wants to include you in her high-school antics. LOL! Should be amusing.

    I gotta take the Pupsters for their “walkies” now. Then I will be back with a ribald comment for Parkesy.


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  48. Nikki


    I’ve already left another comment over at Cols’ blog, not one of my usual ones though. It hasn’t been moderated yet. I did see however in some of her replies to other students that she’s been mentioning *us* – what can I say, I cause trouble wherever I go, even in cyberspace!

    If you have a talent, you should use it – mine are corruption and deviance, so guess I’m doing well so far!

    Enjoy the walkies with the pupsters.


  49. Gary

    Nix – Yep. I reckoned Colz would latch on to that. You little TROUBLE maker – LOL!

    Walkies with the pupsters is a right royal pain in the *ss or *rse! They are so damn annoying. In fact, I was telling them off most of the way. The older of the two did 1 poontang pie and 8 squats. The other one also laid a pie and had 1 squat. They are both FEMALES! I was saying to them “this is WALKIES – not STOPPIES!” They are hopeless. I’m gonna feature them in a post I do later this week, maybe. See where I go.

    Nix, why don’t you sleep? Are you still on hols?


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  50. Nikki


    Indeed I am still on hols, and still at the parents so am using their internet access – I’m nice like that! I’ve spent a lot of the day in bed, getting better now but still enjoying the opportunity to rest.

    My parents’ dog acts when you send her into the garden – she knows if it’s the final time she’s let out before bed and my parents will generally give her a biscuit – so on many occasions she’s gone out there, squatted down (how does one describe the act of a dog faking a No.1?!) & then straight back up again, then rushed back in waiting for her biscuit!!

    Talking of biscuits, I might have to go and get one of my mum’s mince pies…mmm…and some cream…

    BTW – I did get the insinuation you made about Garry’s comment above – hope you’ll be giving him some abuse about that!

    Off to get a mince pie and a cup of tea, then back to do a little more stirring before I go to bed…practice makes perfect after all!!


  51. Gary

    GARRY PARKES – Man, you leave me a gap so wide I could drive a bloody great Kenworth through it. You said:

    “I’m out all day tomorrow so wanted to get it up tonight before I went to bed.”

    Now, you KNOW what I could say but what I’m gonna say is this – in the last half of that illustrious sentence you have got the order wrong. You’ve been working WAY too hard. Oops! Unintentional. Yeah!

    Um, Profit Pulling Project newsie #2 is close to hitting the stands huh? Well, folks, get ready for a SLAPPIN’ from the G-Man. Especially all youse (good English!) guys who’ve been doin’ more whingin’ and whinin’ than graftin’ and grindin’. Coz I’m comin’ atcha. (Oh dear… more opportunities there too but I will refrain, for once – LOL!).

    Thanks for stopping by Parkesy. You da man!

    Gazza Simmo

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  52. Robin Pike

    Hi Garry:
    I have been reading through your blog for three hours now and I must say, you are one detailed and long winded man!! LOL I really haven’t even been reading every word so that I can get through it all. I must say, it has been very entertaining though.

    I have recently started posting to other student blogs only now because I have been working really hard at getting my blog up and going and since our last class I’ve been working really hard to get the traffic to my site — doing everything Alex mentions as well as all the wonderful tips I am receiving on everyone elses blogs, including yours.

    Thank you for all your tips and suggestions. I am going to return now and read some more of your posts. Look forward to seeing your comments on my blog!!

    Robin :-)

  53. Gary

    Hi Robbo – Hope you don’t mind me calling you that. THREE HOURS? My God!

    You know what they say, Robin? They say you cannot be long-winded enough only too BORING. So if you are long-winded AND boring then it turns people away. So, I guess, for you at least, I’m not boring – LOL!

    Robbo, take me in small doses. That is what all my family and friends do. They say 5 minutes with me is like 5 hours with anyone else.

    Glad you are being entertained and that you are learning a few bits and pieces along the way. We have some very clever people here and I want them all on my blog. Greedy huh?

    Thanks for coming over. And for… staying.

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  54. Robin Pike

    Hey Gary… I’ll answer to Robbo… but just for you! I must tell you, the three hours I spent was also checking out other things you suggested… so, it wasn’t three straight hours on your blog :-) Not sure I could take that much time with you!!! LOL … just kidding.

    Do you like sleep with your computer? The last post you wrote before I wrote mine was at 12:28am and then you responded to mine at 6:26am … LOL

    Take care and I will be more visible from now on… so, you can get used to see me around now!!!

    Robin :-)

  55. Gary

    OK. What about Pikey? – I know, I know. Now I’m pushin’ it!

    Jeez, you had me worried about the three hours. I can’t even tolerate my own company for THREE hours straight – LOL!

    Actually, several people have asked me about my “magical” ability with regards to response times and the amount of typing I do. First, I am in Oz so when it is night in the UK and the US it is the middle of the day here. Then, I run a business that I run from my orifice… I mean… my office.

    I have stacks of work on the desk behind me and I plough through that like a madman and then whizz my roller chair across to this desk, make a few posts, attend to a few emails and then I whizz back. It’s all very interesting and I try to keep myself fresh.

    Alrighty Robbo, I’m gettin’ sick of looking at that midnight photo of you. Show yourself. Get a Gravatar. If you dunno how then the Valster – Valerie Davies – over at has some very clear instructions on how to do this. It will take you all of about 5 minutes with her guidance. I wanna see who I’m talkin’ to.



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  56. Hilary Dickinson

    Hi Gazz Man!


    Although I teach literacy and spelling mistakes generally jump out at me (I can say boo too!) sometimes I think it is important not to be too worried by grammar etc.

    After all we are building a community that can not only reach out and support one another but touch other people too and who knows where that might lead (hopefully not too many idiotic drivers – just plenty still with L plates on!)

    I’ve just uploaded a couple of pictures onto my about me page – one of Felixstowe yesterday afternoon that made me wax lyrical (and yes I teach some of the apprentices from the port…) and one of me (that doesn’t make me wax lyrical, but it’s a start…)

    I’ll see if I can get my photo uploaded onto my other profiles – I’ve put it onto Twitter so far. Yet another new thing I’ve learnt how to do – and I’ve nearly got there with my PPP. Whooo Hooo!

    (and no link here ’cause I read in the previous post that it wasn’t good protocol and I want to be a good girl!!)

  57. Hilary Dickinson

    And then I popped over to Widlas and find a post on how to add a gravatar – how easy was that?!

  58. Denis Caron

    Hi Gazamataz or how about
    Gazmanian Devil?

    I heard mention on CNN about Gaza strip and I thought that they were talking about you doing a burlesque number…

    Anyway, thanks for the kind words about the new look of my blog. You went above and beyond, much appreciated. So because of that, I’m only going to tell YOU what the theme is…I’m typing it now in invisible ink…no one else can see…silveray…

    I’m tweaking my blog as we speak, finally getting it into a lean, mean blogging machine. I would like you to become my first link. Garry comes next. I will only be adding my links one by one for people who, in my opinion, have something to offer, not only me, but anyone else that visits my blog. These are the students that I like to call the “Darling Dozen”. Hopefully I’ll be able to offer something of value in return. My problem was the mechanics of blogging. Spending way too much time trying to set up/figure out. Decided to outsource, now it will get done so I can move beyond.

    Thanks again,

  59. Robin Pike

    Hi Gary:

    Okay… well, I guess Pikey will work too … whatever floats your boat!! By the way, I went to Val’s website and followed the instructions in her post but for some reason I just can’t seem to get my pic to appear!!! I tried with sending her a message and it is still showing up as black :-( Maybe it will work when I submit this comment on your blog … maybe thats the majic that it needs to make it happen!!

    By the way, I think it would be really cool if you video taped yourself doing your whizzing from desk to desk … I have an image in my head that would be interesting to see for real!!!

    Chat with you soon… don’t work too hard!!!

    Robin :-)

  60. Robin Pike

    Hi again Gary… I was wondering, how do you add the section in your posts that are from another post? I like the way they are grayed out.

    I am wondering if you are finally catching some zzzz’s … its been over 12 hours since your last comment response!!! Good for you if in fact you are finally resting…

    Robin :-)

  61. Nikki


    I’ve been laughing all afternoon about the Gazmanian Devil, just came back to re-read your post and then saw the bit about Gaz doing the burlesque show. I’ve actually done a couple of burlesque sessions, so you can imagine the sight in my mind at the moment of the Gazmanian Devil in a corset & fishnets & a feather boa prancing about the stage!!!

    Almost in tears with laughter at this point…!!!!

    Nix from the Nickelodeon

  62. Gary

    Alrighty, I know you are there right now Nixy so I’m gonna go to you first.

    The ****** (title to be revealed at a MUCH later date, if ever) would NEVER ever and I mean NEVER wear a corset, fishnet ANYthing or drape a feather boa over his herculean body.

    Hmm, slight chance with the boa but only under, shall we say, “special” circumstances. If Jesse “the Body” Ventura can do it (former Guv of Minneasota and former WWE champion and also co-star of Predator) then the Gazz-Man “might” entertain it. Might.

    However, I could imagine a smoulderingly sultry siren doing such a thing. And that would be a sight to behold, I’m sure. ;-)

    Any more pix on your site yet Nix?

    Gazz-maniac is more like it. LOL!

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  63. Gary

    Now, getting back to some ORDER around here…

    Hilary – the thing with literature and grammar and the English language, in general, is that once you KNOW the rules then, within reason, you can “break” the rules. But you have to be at the top of the game to be able to do it successfully.

    I’m not one much for all this text message short-hand lingo that all the kids use. Most of it is unintelligible and, I believe, it is a “dumbing down” of society. I don’t like that. GR8 huh?

    I used to work with a Hilary and she always copped Hopscotch. Dunno why.

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  64. Gary

    Denis – Man! I LOVE the look of that site of yours. It is even better than the other template that I was tending towards – the one that Mark Austin uses.

    Very amusing – those names you have been coming up with.

    That Gaza-strip right now looks like a hell-hole. I am always saddened when I see children caught up in wars started by morons for political or religious gain.

    I’m gonna take a look at your blog and see how it is developing. That pic of you and the bear is so outrageously funny. You look like a magician or something the way that it is posed. Very clever stuff. Right up my alley, so to speak. Hmm. Maybe I shouldn’t have said that.

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  65. Gary

    Robbo/Pikey – there hasn’t been a lot of zooming back and forth between desks this morning I’m afraid. I have been tied here answering everyone now for 4 hours.

    Your questions:

    1 – The Gravatar is universally TIED to your email addy. It is very clever. It will follow your addy all over the web. If you set it up using a certain email addy then it should show up. Do you have more than one email addy? If not then there is a bad link. I would re-visit the Gravatar site and check every letter and full stop. That is almost certainly where the error will be.

    2 – You are referring to the “blockquote” function. Look inside your dashboard and you will see it. Test it out on a nonsense post to get the hang of it and see what it does. Then just delete the post and you will be able to use it thereafter. It is pretty cool, isn’t it?

    Thanks for coming by Robbo… Pikey… Robin!


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  66. Hilary Dickinson

    Hi Gazz man

    I know what you mean about text speak – try telling my students when they are handing in a piece of work for marking that it isn’t acceptable in these contexts – some of them just aren’t aware that you don’t spell it gr8t and as for ‘should of’ – don’t get me started! We definitely have something in common there!

    I can understand the use of it in texts to a certain extent if you have a clunky old phone like mine and I dislike predictive text – you never know what you might end up saying…Lol!


  67. Robin PIke

    Hey Gary… sorry, I have a hard time changing your name to Gazzman…lol

    Unfortunately, yes, I do have many different email addresses… which one does it try to find? The one that I signed up with for Gravatar is the one that I have been using since I signed up for Alex’s class. I am able to log into the Gravatar site just can’t get my pics to show up — and my pic is showing up there too. Im so confused!?!?!??!

    Thanks for the direction to the blockquote. I will check that out — do you know under which tab to find it? Thanks!!!

    Have a great week!!!

    Robin :-)

  68. Robin PIke

    Okay… actually, I went back to the Gravatar site and I saw that you can add more emails… thats what I have done and I am hoping — keeping my fingers and eyes crossed as I hit the submit button that one of the emails I added is the correct one for my pic to appear… here it goes….
    Robin :-)

  69. Robin Pike

    Hey Gary… just wanted to let you know, your name in the “big” blogroll is not working… your link is mispelled instead of motivation it is spelled motovation … thought you may want to get that fixed :-)

    Also, I see my picture is in fact working now… YEA!!!!
    Robin :-)

  70. Gary

    Hi Robbo – Hey darls. I can see you! Finally. You got it done. I knew it would be the link to your email addy!

    Now, the “big” blogroll I guess would be Parkesy’s huh? Right. I’ll sort that out with the vanquished Mr Parkes when he arises from his slumber. I say vanquished coz he came to the Gazz-Man yesterday with a “Declaration of War” regarding who could get the most comments on their respective threads and he got his a** whooped well and truly by the Gazz-Man.

    Seriously, it was just fun and games but I still like to win. LOL!

    Thanks for the heads up Robbo!


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  71. Harry Harris


    Great post – I know you have put in the work and got yourself about and I aim to follow suit and emmulate your success. I also hate the automated blog comments (you know the type)

    You really are a good Jedi! (just stay away from teh dark side!)



  72. Robin Pike

    Gary… I cannot find the blockquote info… can you give me an idea which tab it may be under??? Thanks!

    Also, what the “contact me” page… how did you get that? I went to the plug ins post you did but I wasn’t sure what each of the ones on your list actually did — some of them were obvious but couldn’t figure it out — I guess I can just use them all!!!

    Oh, another thing… I put in a friend request for you on Facebook … and I can’t find the Alex Jeffreys student group… what is the actual name of it???

    Robin :-)

  73. Valerie Davies

    Hi Gazz-Man,

    Haven’t been here for a while, and big thanks for putting me on the A list of Golden Performers. (Can’t remember if I’ve put that somewhere already; I suspect possibly so, but giving thanks and being thanked twice is better than not at all. I’m sure I supersonically sent something over already, but you’re either asleep [and I was wondering if that ever happened], or you’re playing elsewhere, so again twice is better than not at all.)

    As I want to stay on the A list, I’ve been turbo oil rig hopping since midnight, and it’s getting a bit much. I’m on my bioenergetically superpowered super streamlined rocket, but I’ve only got to “G”, so here I am with you.

    My goodness, there are some mighty fine blogs out there, and also some that could do with a bit of polishing up and helping out.

    You already know me, so I’ll cut to the chase.

    Firstly, my wishes to you for a Happy, Healthy and very Prosperous Year 2009.

    Secondly, I want to give you a New Year present, but you need to go to


  74. Gary

    Hi Harry – I can’t help it mate. Sometimes I do drift to the shadows but I always come back. The force is strong with this one!” LOL

    Howdy Robbo – It’s easy. Go to the Dashboard then the WRITE tab and you will see the 4th tab along says “blockquote” (actually it is marked “b-quote”). Open it, say what you want (usually a quote from somebody else – check out how I do it) then, at the end of the quote, just click it again. The quote will then be encapsulated as you see me do here from time to time.

    But I am unsure what theme you are using so it may be slightly different in the way that it appears on your blog. Nevertheless, it will have musch the same effect. Experiment with dummy quotes, see how they appear on the public side of your blog and then just go back in and delete them.

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  75. Gary

    Hi Valerie – What are you doing sneaking in here on this old blog?

    Yep there are some STAR performer blogs out there and there are some real duds too. Sorry to say that but hey, this Alex Jeffreys coaching has been going, according to my records, for well over a month (from 26th November 2008) and some people have just done so little.

    A New Year’s prezzie huh? I’ll be right over.

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  76. Jeff Sargent

    Hey Gary,

    Happy New Year. Just wanted to stop by and say hi.

    Don’t be so hard on yourself Gary. Yeah, you definitly lost out by not grabbing all those people’s names but that’s water under the bridge. Just think of all those people that you have been providing good content to for nothing. I’m sure they appreciate you for that.

    If they have been following you they will eventually come back to you and give up their name and email.

    Jeff Sargent

  77. Gary

    Hi Jeff – It’s pretty hard not to be hard on oneself. I reckon I should have had a rather large list now but I didn’t want to “bother” people. I thought that by asking for a name and email address that it was holding people to ransom.

    I realise now that if they don’t want to give you their name then:

    (a) they won’t
    (b) they will give a false name or a “handle”
    (c) they get what they want and then immediately unsubscribe or
    (d) a combination of (b) and (c).

    Thanks for stopping by Jeff.

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  78. Bill Vannot

    Hi Gary

    Excellent post and YES…that was stupid:)

    One thing that I have learned over the years, is that the Money “IS” in the list!

    The mistakes most people make though, when building a list, is that they think it’s just a SOURCE for them to BLAST out their offers to 5 times a day…and that’ NOT the way to do it.

    Here’s part of a post I have on my blog titled:

    “My Top 3 Rules for List Building!’

    Rule #1 – Respect your list…

    One of the greatest benefits of email is that it helps overcome buyer resistance, by encouraging your subscribers to trust you.

    But first, you have to prove you’re trustworthy!

    You have to respect your list, and think more of THEIR needs than yours. And you have to meet their expectations by delivering what you promise.

    For example, if they opt into your list because you’ve offered them a free report full of valuable information, make sure you GIVE them a free report full of valuable information — NOT a sales pitch.

    Also, resist the urge to hammer your list with promotional emails every single day. The valuable “free info” emails you send should outnumber the purely promotional messages, otherwise, your subscribers will opt out in droves.


    Anyway Gary, once again, congratulations on your Blog. I really like your writing style and can tell you love what you do:)

    I have also added you to my “Students Of Alex Jeffreys” blogroll and would appreciate it if you would add me to yours.



    exemplary work. You have gained a new subscriber. Please keep up the good work and I look forward to more of the same excellent posts.

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