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  1. Garry

    Hi Gary,

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    But hey, like you say you’ve ended up with a cracking idea from it. If it’s anything like the ones you suggested for me and Deano the other day I’m sure it’s going to be a blockbuster.

    Talking about blockbusters my Newsletters coming along very nicely. My pre-launch subscriber list is now well into triple figures. There’s a lot of students who are going to get a lot of exposure to this. Plug-over.!!

    btw, your reference to “cat out of the bag” over at my place. Just banter mate, you didn’t cause any probs – far from it. I was just replying to something you’d posted early. Can’t remember what now, but I recall it was an open ended intriguing post that as usual was a great read.

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  2. Gary

    Thanks Gazza,

    I DON’T wanna go back to bloody Kin-Kin (Noof-Noof)!

    Thanks for the credit for those ideas Gaz-Man. I do try.

    Good to hear about your newsletter. Have you settled on the name? Are we all gonna get to vote for it? I reckon that would send your blog into Orbit-ville. Have a think about that Gazza.

    Regarding Kin-Kin or “Noof-Noof” most of the guys who I was referring to were only “friends” of the family. I don’t really care if they read it. There’s nothing here that I wouldn’t say to their faces. They don’t rate me as a grog artist anyway and that’s all most of those blokes seem to care about. I’m just a city-slicker to them.

    Besides, we were there to support my niece’s wedding. She looked beautiful, the wedding was nice and we had a good time at that part of it. I was just frustrated because there were no internet connections and I had urgent work to do and every hour that went by was preventing me from doing it… but…

    … then my brain hooked into “Project X.” Wait till I uncover this folks. It maybe a week or two away for me to type it all up and then I’ll have to pdf it but I GUARANTEE this will help everyone.

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    PS: Heh…heh… thought it might have been a bit of banter. Whew! You had me a bit worried. I couldn’t remember divulging anything I shouldn’t have.

  3. Mark Austin

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  4. Gary

    Thanks Mark for the nice compliment about bein’ the MAN!

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    Mark, make sure that you start from the LOWEST point and describe things in a 1,2,3,4 type process. Don’t try to cram everything in one e-book. I wouldn’t make it too voluminous…


    Heh…heh… the old Gazza brain just kicked in – a SERIES of e-books. Vol 1, Vol 2, Vol 3, Vol 4. Make them all around 16 to 20 pages long and BRAND them with a common theme. Oh, man… YOU are gonna be the man!

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  5. Hilary Dickinson

    Hi Gary

    I’ve just read your post – I love the way you write! I can empathise with you as I’ve had a frustrating weekend up until now with getting on with my online marketing venture.

    My website hosting finally came up on Thursday evening and I wanted to transfer my blog. Then I got rung up to do some cover teaching on Friday morning – couldn’t really turn it down as I need the cash at the moment (though I won’t get paid until the end of Jan).

    Then I got a text to say that my elderly aunt’s new freezer had broken down and all her food was defrosting, so I had to pop off to her flat and clean out the freezer – but I did get a nice joint out of it for my dinner tonight! I thought I left the freezer working.

    I was then teaching again and had to get on with family chores – us mums have more of those to do it seems…!

    Yesterday – another call that the freezer wasn’t working, so called the engineers. Took my daughter shopping – she needed a new Scout shirt, but the shop was closed, did some Christmas shopping and had a nice lunch with her. I don’t get the chance to do that with her very often and that is one of the reasons I want to work from home to spend more time with my family. They grow up too quickly.

    Anyway it went on like this, so that I only got back on the computer this morning. I’ve managed to move my blog over to my own website and am waiting for the email from google to set up my analytics account. I’m following Dean’s book which is really useful for a newbie like me.

    Anyway I can’t move my old theme over and it seems to have disappeared from the wordpress list. I also want to work out how to get a blogroll going as I have to use them on other people’s blogs at the moment.

    Then I need to set up my Profit Pulling Platform – I got stuck at Filezilla before because I didn’t have my own hosting up I think.

    I’ve also got to go & see aunt, get Christmas cards written, get a Christmas tree, make the cake etc, etc, so – take a deep breath and go!

    I’ll get there in the end, but any help from anyone is welcomed at my blog. That’s the great thing about this community.

    Anyway time spent not at the computer was not wasted – I’ve spent lots of time thinking and reading – just need to get it all written down now before I forget…

    Thanks guys for reading my ramblings! Look forward to hearing from you all.


  6. Gary

    Hi Hilary THAT compliment coming from another person who writes so well is very much appreciated. Now that we have slapped each other on the back – LOL – you said…

    …”but I did get a nice joint out of it…”

    Really? A joint? A reefer? A doobie?

    Sorry darls, I just couldn’t pass that up!

    I just went over and made a comment at your blog.

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    There is SO much to do at this time of the year. I am racing to get everything done. I work late into the night and get up super early. So I am burning the candle at both ends but I am very fit so I can do that in short frenetic bursts of activity then a couple of 8 hour sleeps.

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  7. Mark Austin

    Hi Gary.

    Thanks for the ideas.

    There is so much to write that I had already considered spliting it in two, but I a series is a very good idea.

    When it comes to content, you know your the man! :)

    If you want the theme I am using on my blog at some point, just give me a shout.


  8. Gary

    Yeah Mark,

    I’m pretty excited for you about this. I would divide your topics up and split them into incremental progressions of difficulty – the EASY stuff first and then graduated through to some of the more DIFFICULT stuff.

    Don’t be too rushed to get that 1st e-book out.

    Map it. Plan it. Get it right. Bring the people through at a gradual pace. If you do that and they can complete the 1st, say four, little projects then they will be champing at the bit for the next edition of four. I know I would.

    Say 16 or 20 pages of info with detailed instructions and screen shots.

    You could even say at the end of Volume 1 – “Coming in Volume 2″ – just to whet the appetite.

    You MUST brand. If you aren’t sure what I mean just ask.

    I DEFINITELY want that theme. It is the BEST I have seen for the reasons I have stated over at your blog. In fact, I’m comin’ over for another look and to let you know I have replied here.

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  9. Mark Austin

    Hi Gary,

    Blog tennis, set 2.

    Thanks mate, I did notice the missing apostrophe and will change it asap It’s not nit picky at all, that is the kind of feedback I need.

    I think I get what you mean by ‘brand’ but if you could leave your thoughts on my blog, that would help. (your turn again!)

    Maybe you are entering my sub-concious, man, that is very scary, lol.


  10. Gary


    Yeah. Scarier than you could POSSIBLY imagine. It’s really dangerous inside my head. I’m even frightened to be here myself – LOL!

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  11. Mark Austin


    I’m back!

    Just read your comment on my blog. Interesting.

    I had thought about the unadvertised bonus, I was think maybe videos of the topics, what do you think?

    Really starting to like the idea of a series and vol 1,2,3 etc, great idea man.

    I am trying to cover so much in this ebook, mainly so I can bring it up to the stage that most people are at. But I can really see the benefit of breaking it down into volumes, it wil give me more time to do a better job also and I can cover topics in greater depth.

    Like the colour idea, it’s easy to do and very effective.

    Keep the ideas coming!

    Looking forward to your Project X. Do we get a clue? :)


  12. Nigel Yip

    Hey Gary,

    Cracker of a post here- I was laughing my head off (quietly ofcourse – don’t want to wake my mum up who’s currently having a nap in the room next door) and I hope your head is okay, guess the slamming brake situation didn’t destroy any brain cells at all and in fact helped sparked more creative juices going.

    Looking forward to your new ebook aka Project X, I’ve also had a quite funny week too – so you may wanna check it out!!!!

    All the best

    and I guess

  13. Nikki / Nix the Tigress

    Hey Gaz-man,

    Thanks for the kind words on Dean’s blog! Sounds like you had a most interesting weekend – but then something productive has come out of it!

    Catch up with you soon…


  14. Nikki / Nix the Tigress


    And I thought I’d done so well :(

    Got the blog up & running, BUT – I now can’t expand my post (I’ve got the blog teaser plug-in installed) – if you try to leave a comment or expand the post, it comes up with:


    You don’t have permission to access /blog/http:/ on this server.

    Additionally, a 404 Not Found error was encountered while trying to use an ErrorDocument to handle the request.

    :( I don’t understand what I’ve done, so I don’t know how to fix it!

    Please, if anyone has any ideas, they would be SO gratefully received!!

    Thanks in advance,


  15. Bobby Winchell

    Wow Gary I thought I had the market cornered on partying relatives, but I see it’s not so! lol I FEEL your pain!
    Project X? I do like a mystery.

    Nikki did you try deactivating the plugin? Just a thought.

    My daughter is running around gathering “wrapping” supplies so till later,
    Keep the faith!

  16. Nikki

    Hi Bobby,

    Yep, deactivated the plug-in as Dean emailed me and suggested it as well, but it hasn’t resolved it…boo! :(

  17. Nikki

    Hey all,

    Permalinks! Grr. They were the problem, hopefully all sorted now…deleted & reinstalled my blog, so slightly different web address now – Gary, please add this one (ending in .com, not ending in .com/blog) to your blog roll…

    Thanks for your help!


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    WOW! Looks like a lot of people liked my crazy story. I know it is long but I was making a VERY important point and using a real tale to kinda sledgehammer it home in a humourous way.

    First up… and I will TRY to be brief (LOL!)…

    Mark! – You again! LOL! Mate I seriously see so much merit in what you are doing. The colour idea is indeed a brilliant one – sorry for thinking of it then praising it so lavishly myself. But it is SO incredibly easy to do and SO effective. The videos are good IF you make them short and punchy. Don’t ramble on like I do here. Don’t worry about the HIGHEST common denominator. Pitch it straight at the LCD. That is where the REAL HELP is needed and that is where YOUR future lies. Forget about what is happening here right now. That is largely irrelevant to where you are heading. Millions of future “WordPressers” will LOVE you for it and your fame will spread. You have a serious HEAVYWEIGHT contender here Mark! You could be the heavyweight wordpress champion of the world! LOL!

    Nige the Yip-Man – I downloaded your e-book. Haven’t even got to crack the cover yet but am looking forward to doing so. I was reading about your exploits in the library when you were under attack from some doofus-zoid and how you handled it with your “new-found” confidence. I was so proud of you Nigel. I wanted to leave a comment but it was so late and I desperately needed sleep. Maybe later on I will. Glad you are finding my “teaching” style so funny. I intend that from time to time – like this time – LOL! People remember funny stuff.

    Nix – the Tigress – When are you gonna get that darn blogsite of yours functioning? I have been there a LOT of times to return your kindness here and haven’t been able to leave any commentary. So, I have done the next best thing and said good stuff about you on high-traffic sites. When the Gaz-man says nice things about people others will listen – coz they know I talk straight and I ain’t no BSA! Get that site up! Mark Austin is a wizzard on this stuff. Ask him. He’s a good bloke. Tell him the Gaz-man sent you. I have been “feeding” him here – LOL! He’ll be able to see the problem in about a nanosecond, I reckon. And it might even give him ANOTHER idea for his e-book series.

    Bobby – I popped across to Bobby-Ville yesterday and left some of my “wisdom” (and I use the term loosely – LOL!) at your blogsite. And I whacked you up on my gigantasaurous blogroll too. I like what you are doing over there. Project X will be something good. I just need the TIME to feed my baby and it will grow horns and start roaring for attention.

    Lesley – Hi and welcome. A new “tribe member” huh? I like that. You are getting into the swing of things. So glad I could bring mirth and merriment to you. Yes, I like to transfer what I am thinking down my arms and into my fingers. Thank GOD I have the good sense (usually) to censor some of it – LOL! I have indeed thought of the e-book thing and even mentioned it to Cols (the “snitch”) a while back. To be honest with you Lesley, I have much bigger things in the making right now. But thanks for thinking of me and mentioning it. I gotta get over your way.

    Regards to you all!

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  21. Nikki

    Hey Gaz-man,

    I’m up, I’m running, and I’ve even had a couple of comments already! So get your backside over to my blog and make your presence felt!!

    FYI – I used one of your previous posts where you categorised people & found Austin under your techy heading – he got me sorted out along with Mark McWilliams…so I found your post most useful when I was looking for help!

    Nix the Tigress

    PS – Please add me to your blogroll, you know you want to! :)

  22. Gary

    Nickleback from the Nickelodean,

    It’s about time darls. Indeed I do want to add you to my blogroll.

    Since you have been so kind here and have been held up getting your blogaroo going I am giving you PRIORITY ONE. I’m a comin’ over baby!

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  23. Nikki

    Woohoo! I don’t know if I can handle the excitement! 7 comments on my blog already, and more excitingly – I’m now on your blogroll!! Wowzers!!

    Thanks for everything, including the nicknames!!

    Nikki / Nix the Tigress / Nickleback-Nixster from the NICKLEODEON!

  24. Gary


    I really like the NICKELODEON. If you could “massage” that somewhere into your blog I reckon people would like it.

    You are most welcome for the visits I have made and the entry on my blogaroo.

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  26. Nigel Yip

    Hi Gary

    Nigel here, thanks for your wodnerful comment on my blog, I’ve left you a quite lengthy reply and I hope you don’t mind reading it.

    All the best – looking forwards to your post tomorrow.

    Best Regards

    PS: It’s almost 1:30am here in the morning – really tired – going to be now so speak tomoz!!!

  27. JT Maritn

    Hey Gary,

    Great story, I found it very entertaining with a hint of deja vous. I think there is a Noof Noof in South Georgia and I have been there.

    Love your writing style and have a favor to ask, if your not to busy with Project X. I am contributing to Garry’s project next week and was wondering if you would take a glance at what I have put together and give me some feed back.

    Email me and I’ll shoot it over to you. I see it’s about lunch time there. It’s 10:30 pm here but I have a video to do that is going support my little project. I’ll be up late.

    I have to do my videos at night after the kids go to sleep. Other wise I get interrupted or my videos have these strange noises in the background.


  28. Gary

    OK… really quickly… I am heavily into “PROJECT X” but I need a break from it anyway…

    Nigel Yip-Man – no probs Nigel. I was really proud of the way you handled yourself. Folks – GO TO Yip-Man-Land and check out Nigel’s super-duper response to some human cloaca foghorn mouthpiece that he had to deal with. It’s really GREAT!

    JT – I’m thinkin’ Deliverance Country man! As in that Burt Reynolds (and Jon Voight, I think!) film – “Squeal like a pig boy!” Gee, that’s going back a long ways. Must have had an impact on my delicate mind at the time. Hmmm, that could explain a LOT – LOL! JT I am seriously over-worked but I have emailed you back and yeah – sucker me – I’ll look at it. Glad you like my stories/rants.

    Regards 2U both.

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  30. Hilary Dickinson

    Hi Gary

    I’ve just come back to look at your blog and have to admit I burst out laughing at your reply to my last post. The joint was really good and all the family enjoyed it too!! (Actually it was a really nice piece of pork)

    I’ve spent much of today sorting out my blog, which is now hosted on my own website, getting my blogroll started (you’re on there – why am I not on yours?!?), adding plugins etc and reading other people’s blogs.

    I’ve managed 2 visits to the dentist – yes TWO (one with my aunt and one for me), done some gardening (of sorts – moving cat poo off the lawn and rescuing wallflowers that had been in a bucket for too long…) written the Christmas letter, ferried the children around and done 3 loads of washing on top of all this – I think I deserve an early(ish) night!

    Thanks for your last post on my blog. Unfortunately it went onto my wordpress blog at about the time I transferred to my own hosting, so didn’t come across. I’ll have to see if I can transfer just that post and one other that is one there. Then I’d better close that blog down so that all the posts go on my new blog.

    So for anyone who has got me down under my old wordpress blog, please update to my new one.

    If you haven’t got me on your blogroll or visited my blog – why not?!?

    Come and leave a comment on my blog – I’d love it if you do. Oh and add me to your blogrolls please. Thanks.


  31. Gary

    Hi Hilary

    Yeah, I did leave a post but I spotted that your blog was on a generic wordpress hosted site and therefore didn’t add you to the blogroll as I have had to do everything TWICE for other people who did the same thing and I don’t need the extra hassle of setting it up then having to go back and re-do it all to avoid dead links on my blogroll.

    I figured you to be a smart cookie and that you would eventually shift it to a hosting domain that you own. And I was right.

    I’ll get you up on my blogaroo just ASAP.

    Regarding the joint thing… you should NEVER leave an opening like that for the likes of me. I’ll dive right in. I can’t help it. Now that I have said that you will probably try to bait or provoke me – LOL!

    Hils, I am really smashed for time but I will come over to Hillary-Ville just ASAP.

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